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HYPERSPEED DATING: BENJAMIN, FRANKLIN, AND A THIRD?

“But that was wrong.” See if we are capable of expressing remorse in Hyperspeed Dating: Benjamin, Franklin, and a Third?.

Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating

THIS WEEK IN HYPERSPEED DATING

“None of them vomited after the Roulette stopped, so all were eligible to advance.” Avoid those nasty dizzy spells in This Week in Hyperspeed Dating.

Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating

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