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INTERACTION: EXPLAINING THE INFLATION FETISH

"You can't really see the Universe expanding. Not with the naked eye." Don't trust your eyes, which can deceive you, in Interaction: Explaining the Inflation Fetish.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP DRAW

"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: DATELINE: DISHONESTY

"I just don't have time to go looking for guys at bars or laundromats or clubs or Yahtzee halls." Straighten out your love life with a small straight in Interaction: Dateline: Dishonesty.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER... OR DO THEY?

"This really gives you much more freedom in terms of the types of objects you can build with your nose hairs." Find creative ways out of a jam in Interaction: Cheaters Never Prosper... Or Do They?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: STS-114 REVIEW

"I have orange nail polish! Blue lipstick! A pierced lip, for %&@*'s sake!" Don't be a sheep in Interaction: STS-114 Review.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 EVA REVIEW

"He has the cutest little thing. He barks along with the theme music." Discover new ways to participate in television in Interaction: STS-114 EVA Review.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 RETURN TO SPACE

"Did they think I don't know what lemur $#!+ smells like?" Take on the unpleasant realities of space travel in Interaction: STS-114 Return to Space.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 DELAY

"An orbiter at the ISS is worth two in the VAB." Witness the meeting of Gene Kranz and Confucius in Interaction: STS-114 Delay.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 PREVIEW

"We need a really freaking big space station, one that rotates to simulate gravity, and that has the Blue Danube playing all the time." Line up for Space Mountain Plus in Interaction: STS-114 Preview.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: LOOKING DOWN ON THE DPR

"Well Debbie, normally it's five days in the Chamber of Flames and then the weekend in the Room of Rotten Fish." Find a new way to keep those long car trips civil in Interaction: Looking Down on the DPR.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: THE FUZZY GENDER LINE

"Indeed, a popular activity is taking off Ken's head or rotating it 360 degrees." Don't play well with others in Interaction: The Fuzzy Gender Line.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: HOW YOUNG IS TOO YOUNG?

"I can do it in the pool, or in the penalty area." Demonstrate how dirty your mind is in Interaction: How Young Is Too Young?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: 2004 ELECTION AFTERMATH

"How can this happen? He's from Massachusetts and everything! And he ran against a %&@*ing cowboy! This is madness!" Panic in Interaction: 2004 Election Aftermath.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: X PRIZE RECAP

"But then you have to come up with new names for all the extra days, like Catilsday and Anagramday and Uranday, except that you don't want people mispronouncing Uranday because that would be bad." Reallocate nomenclature for diurnal durations in Interaction: X Prize Recap.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: CATEGORISING HORIZONTALITY

"For instance, this morning when my wife and I had it, it was to give us something to do before the alarm clock went off." Make mornings fun again in Interaction: Categorising Horizontality.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: DOES YOUR DELEGATION FEEL SAFE?

"So, if you're concerned about whether you'll still be able to succeed as a cabdriver at the New York Games, all I can say is, Δαγκώστε το λαμπρό γάιδαρο μετάλλων μου." Start planning ahead for sporting events in odd locations in Interaction: Does Your Delegation Feel Safe?.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics

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