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NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON HONOURED AS FIRST SCIENTIST LAUREATE

“We are sure that he will be extraordinarily successful in this role.” Be prepared to follow his every move in Neil deGrasse Tyson Honoured as First Scientist Laureate.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

VOTING FOR SCIENTIST LAUREATE NOW OPEN

“The winner will be honoured as the first ever Scientist Laureate and will leave immediately for the nineteen public appearances required of the winner.” Don’t miss a special guest appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway in Voting for Scientist Laureate Now Open.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

NOMINATING SESSION FOR SCIENCE POPE

“Another panellist, though, snarkily remarked, ‘When was it cool before?’” Discover that we are not in fact talking about rice sorting in Nominating Session for Science Pope.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

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