WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 08 APR 2019
“That’s completely untrue.” Discover just how many factual errors there are in our Statement Regarding the Status of the Weekly Whine.
Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Administrivia
MON 01 APR 2019
“Taking part in these challenges will help you engage your cerebral cortex, a skill that is frequently lacking in far too many of you humans.” Make your brain hurt in The Solution to Reality.
Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Deep Whine
MON 25 MAR 2019
“Every person in attendance clearly got his, her, or shkler money’s worth.” Imagine what happened, since we couldn’t think of it, in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Results.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 18 MAR 2019
“The items have been allocated into the brackets based upon the conferences that we revealed earlier in the year.” See what dark, neutral corners your heart will lead you into next at the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Brackets.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Futurama
MON 11 MAR 2019
“Er... pass.” Assert your Fifth Amendment privilege and avoid divulging your knowledge of Interaction: How Much Is Enough?.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
MON 04 MAR 2019
“My friend and I were talking about dinosaurs.” Stay away from the K-T boundary in Stump Edvard About Birds.
Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Science, Zoology
MON 25 FEB 2019
“I don’t know you well enough to get into that.” Initiate the pointless and potentially fatal 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Minimal Ass Ratio Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 18 FEB 2019
“He’s opening our minds to new ideas! Kill him!” Insist upon the playing of the mutant anthem “Whip It” before we begin the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Social Commentary Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 11 FEB 2019
“The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal. Hooray!” Enroll in ETX101: Introduction to Fungineering Studies immediately to fulfill the prerequisite for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Scientific and Referential Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 04 FEB 2019
“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 28 JAN 2019
“I love symposia!” Commence preparations for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Wordplay and Linguistics Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 21 JAN 2019
“But existing is basically all I do!” Trudge home from the Yancydome in dismay at the results of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Philip J Fry Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 14 JAN 2019
“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 07 JAN 2019
“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama
MON 31 DEC 2018
“Ordinarily, we have a review committee.” Encourage Reg to get out of his fear bunker and remind him that The Fight Continues.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 24 DEC 2018
“Stop the end of the world sex!” Be right now in time for the Top Lines That Are So Sudden After Thirteen Years.
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