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MAINTAIN APPEARANCES ON ALL SIDES

“We here at GoobNet are naturally thrilled at their use of the arched capital N.” Demand that everything is rendered in small caps in Maintain Appearances on All Sides.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States, Canada

INTERACTION: SIXTEEN YEARS OF NUNAVUT

“Oh, a comedy, eh?” Be a hoser and take off in Interaction: Sixteen Years of Nunavut.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Canada, Nunavut

MEET THE PREMIER PREMIERS OF NUNAVUT

“Okalik was Nunavut’s first premier, serving from 1999 to 2008.” Find out what the Quttiktuq is happening in the assembly in Meet the Premier Premiers of Nunavut.

Keywords: Variety, Canada, Nunavut

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP

“In addition, we learned quite a bit about all 64 of the islands that qualified.” Allow the world’s largest island within a lake within an island within a lake within an island to blow your mind as we complete the 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Canada, Nunavut

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“There is no way we would ever consider doing anything like that.” Don’t panic as you fill in your 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Canada, Nunavut

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS

“Until that time, please begin thinking about how to fill out your bracket.” Take the hint that this is totally going to be the year that all the sixteenth seeds reach the Final Four of the 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Seedings.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Canada, Nunavut

FLY NUNAVUT TO THE MOON

“Alas, only a small portion of the Universe is Nunavut.” Find a good place to invent the next periodic table in Fly Nunavut to the Moon.

Keywords: Variety, Canada, Nunavut

NOT YET NUNAVUT

“We here at GoobNet were excited, of course, because we are humans.” See why the narwhals are once again getting shafted in Not Yet Nunavut.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Canada, Nunavut

FIFTY SHADES ARE BLACKED OUT

“To that we say: The rest of the world can go fuck itself.” Realise that EL James was getting ahead of herself in Fifty Shades Are Blacked Out.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT, Canada, Nunavut

GOOBNET IS HAVING NUNAVUT

“From Akimiski Island to Ellesmere Island, from Iqaluit to Kugluktuk, this is a vast land with much to discover.” Find out what our land has to offer in GoobNet Is Having Nunavut.

Keywords: Community, Canada, Nunavut, Interactive

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