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MON 13 JUL 2015
UNITED PASSIONS FOR MONEY
“You will no doubt recall our first special on the arrests, titled ‘Beneath the Sheets with Arrested FIFA Officials’.” Don’t get too close to José Maria Marin in United Passions for Money.
MON 01 JUN 2015
HOW TO RESTORE PRIDE IN FOOTBALL
“Footballers are people, not property.” Follow the lead of President Foudy as you discover How to Restore Pride in Football.
MON 25 MAY 2015
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LUÍS FIGO
“And of course, thank you to our musical guests Green Day, Avril Lavigne, and Elvis Costello for helping show us all just how much of an embarrassment Sepp Blatter really is.” Be disappointed that Adele and Norah Jones were unavailable for Schmilblick Patrol: Luís Figo.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, FIFA
MON 23 FEB 2009
CHANGE WE CAN KICK OFF TO
“Reject, and make clear to FIFA that when submitting change proposals to the IFAB, the stated reason must not be a bare assed lie.” Encourage Sepp Blatter to appear on The Moment of Truth in Change We Can Kick Off To.
SUN 30 MAR 2003
CATCHING UP WITH THE JEFFERSON
Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, FIFA, Prediction
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