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INTERACTION: DERIVING AND ITS INFLUENCES

“Well, perhaps we should end our programme here, before I am banished from the kingdom of Arendelle.” Discover who is not amused in Interaction: Deriving and Its Influences.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Film, Frozen 2

THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO FROZEN 2: COMING TO WESELTON

“I heard that you had gone insane. But nobody really seemed to believe that.” Wake up the sheeple in The Exciting Conclusion to Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.

Keywords: Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

SELECTED SCENES FROM FROZEN 2: COMING TO WESELTON

“I’m sorry, but I can’t hire someone who tracks snow behind him everywhere he goes. It’s a liability. Think of the customers.” Contact your nearest Arendellian Family Life Assurance Company associate in Selected Scenes from Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.

Keywords: Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

FROZEN 2: COMING TO WESELTON

“As a result, Olaf, eager to dive into the local culture, is treated to a variety of new experiences: living in a cramped apartment; being awoken in the middle of the night by disturbances on the street; attending community meetings at which their neighbours demand a voice in the political process; seeing Elsa in plain, threadbare clothing with her braid cut off; wearing clothing himself; itching.” Rest assured that the phrase electric boogaloo is nowhere to be found in Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.

Keywords: Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

SHOULD ELSA BE GIVEN A GIRLFRIEND?

“A knowing smile appears on Amber Lynn’s face.” Turn away and slam the door as you ask Should Elsa Be Given a Girlfriend?.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Film, Frozen 2

FASTEST FINGER FEST: FILMOGRAPHY EDITION

“There have been a great many films over the last century.” Wonder why Robert Rodriguez is nowhere to be found in Fastest Finger Fest: Filmography Edition.

Keywords: Community, Film, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

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