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SUN 03 SEP 2006
INTERACTION: PLANETARY WARFARE
"But why should reality on the ground matter? Shouldn't reality in space be more important?" Strap in to visit reality in Interaction: Planetary Warfare.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system
SUN 23 JUL 2006
A ROBO CHICK OF YOUR VERY OWN
"Oh, by the way Houston... surprise! I'm not Mark, I'm Scott! Ha ha ha!" Experience the shock of mistaken on-orbit identity in A Robo Chick of Your Very Own.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle
SUN 26 MAR 2006
INTERACTION: EXPLAINING THE INFLATION FETISH
"You can't really see the Universe expanding. Not with the naked eye." Don't trust your eyes, which can deceive you, in Interaction: Explaining the Inflation Fetish.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 12 MAR 2006
MRO YEAH
"This is what we call a stalemated punchline." Develop the boundaries of theoretical humour in MRO Yeah.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 08 JAN 2006
BECAUSE OLD HORIZONS JUST SUCK
"Yeah, I live in the base on Cruella Peak. But I'm thinking of building a habitat on Pongo Planitia." See everything in black and white in Because Old Horizons Just Suck.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system
SUN 14 AUG 2005
INTERACTION: STS-114 REVIEW
"I have orange nail polish! Blue lipstick! A pierced lip, for %&@*'s sake!" Don't be a sheep in Interaction: STS-114 Review.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 07 AUG 2005
INTERACTION: STS-114 EVA REVIEW
"He has the cutest little thing. He barks along with the theme music." Discover new ways to participate in television in Interaction: STS-114 EVA Review.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 31 JUL 2005
INTERACTION: STS-114 RETURN TO SPACE
"Did they think I don't know what lemur $#!+ smells like?" Take on the unpleasant realities of space travel in Interaction: STS-114 Return to Space.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 24 JUL 2005
INTERACTION: STS-114 DELAY
"An orbiter at the ISS is worth two in the VAB." Witness the meeting of Gene Kranz and Confucius in Interaction: STS-114 Delay.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 17 JUL 2005
INTERACTION: STS-114 PREVIEW
"We need a really freaking big space station, one that rotates to simulate gravity, and that has the Blue Danube playing all the time." Line up for Space Mountain Plus in Interaction: STS-114 Preview.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 10 JUL 2005
WELL, IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME
"I'm selling STS-114 foam rubber index fingers." Make an irrelevant contribution to human society in Well, It's About Freaking Time.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle
SUN 17 APR 2005
WHAT DO YOU BRING TO YURI'S NIGHT?
"It's pretty good, for a party that doesn't leave Earth." Set your standards hundreds of kilometres too high in What Do You Bring to Yuri's Night?.
Keywords: Space, Community, Yuri’s Night, Interactive, Cosmo quiz
SUN 23 JAN 2005
THERE'S A TELESCOPE FOR YOU
"The Al Gore Lunar Telescope will operate under the same values under which Al Gore operated his political career." Experience the thrill of the little known third category in There's a Telescope for You.
SUN 16 JAN 2005
LET'S BUILD A HOUSE THERE
"Know what GoobNet stands for? Good Option for Overbearing Bombasity, Not Enough Truth." Unleash bitter honesty in Let's Build a House There.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 26 DEC 2004
TITAN STUMPS EDVARD
"I'm not sure you're addressing these questions about name origins the way the askers wanted." Experience the pride of uncertainty in Titan Stumps Edvard.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Solar system
SUN 10 OCT 2004
INTERACTION: X PRIZE RECAP
"But then you have to come up with new names for all the extra days, like Catilsday and Anagramday and Uranday, except that you don't want people mispronouncing Uranday because that would be bad." Reallocate nomenclature for diurnal durations in Interaction: X Prize Recap.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction
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