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SAMSAN GYMNASIUM

“Today, we look ahead to the second presidential debate. Which candidate will interrupt the other more? Which candidate will avoid more of the public’s questions? We have all the answers that we just made up and that you could have predicted anyway!” Know all along that there was not really any point in tuning in to Samsan Gymnasium.

Keywords: Variety, Transit game

RAJOURI GARDEN

“No, actually, she wrote The Serious Player’s Guide to Alte Heide. That’s how I got started in transit games.” Begin studying for any future playings of Rajouri Garden.

Keywords: Variety, Transit game

WESTLAKE/​MACARTHUR PARK

“Why don’t you go piss on the third rail?” See the shocking conclusion in Westlake/​MacArthur Park.

Keywords: Variety, Transit game

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