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MON 15 MAY 2017
“Scientists, after all, have found that the Sun is a huge atom smashing machine.” Discover whether the Sun is visible in Istanbul or Constantinople in The Universe’s First Periodic Table Rankings.
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MON 01 DEC 2014
“Where am I gonna get a polymer matrix from?” Understand that this is one feature with which Pez dispensers are not equipped in The Mailbox.
MON 23 JAN 2012
“How close can you come to a perfect score of 104?” See what is so special about rutherfordium in The GoobNet Periodic Table Challenge.
MON 24 OCT 2011
“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life.
MON 17 OCT 2011
“Do you have a body? If you do, it is made up of atoms.” See if your body works automatically or atomatically in Fastest Finger Fest: Periodic Table Edition.
MON 10 OCT 2011
“Know any good hydrogen atoms who could join us?” See who is available for a covalency call in What’s Your Element?.
MON 03 OCT 2011
“If you aren’t keeping up with it, your body could be comprised of obsolete elements like beryllium.” Initiate a major campaign to replace all your beryllium with magnesium in The GoobNet Element Quiz.
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