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THE UNIVERSE’S FIRST PERIODIC TABLE RANKINGS

“Scientists, after all, have found that the Sun is a huge atom smashing machine.” Discover whether the Sun is visible in Istanbul or Constantinople in The Universe’s First Periodic Table Rankings.

Keywords: Variety, Chemistry

THE MAILBOX

“Where am I gonna get a polymer matrix from?” Understand that this is one feature with which Pez dispensers are not equipped in The Mailbox.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry, Seinfeld

THE GOOBNET PERIODIC TABLE CHALLENGE

“How close can you come to a perfect score of 104?” See what is so special about rutherfordium in The GoobNet Periodic Table Challenge.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

THE ELEMENTS OF YOUR LIFE

“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry

FASTEST FINGER FEST: PERIODIC TABLE EDITION

“Do you have a body? If you do, it is made up of atoms.” See if your body works automatically or atomatically in Fastest Finger Fest: Periodic Table Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Chemistry

WHAT’S YOUR ELEMENT?

“Know any good hydrogen atoms who could join us?” See who is available for a covalency call in What’s Your Element?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz, Chemistry

THE GOOBNET ELEMENT QUIZ

“If you aren’t keeping up with it, your body could be comprised of obsolete elements like beryllium.” Initiate a major campaign to replace all your beryllium with magnesium in The GoobNet Element Quiz.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

STEP AWAY FROM THE BALLOON

“Surely that’s worth more to you than seven US bucks per kilogram.” See why an indium I beam is better than a stack of indium sheets in Step Away from the Balloon.

Keywords: Variety, Chemistry

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