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MON 12 NOV 2018
ITALIAN FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...
“Shortly thereafter, Torinese ceased operations.” Realise that football is not really worth all the trouble, and that we should all go home and ask Italian Football Championship: Whatever Happened To....
MON 24 SEP 2018
IS IT SOCIALIST OR NOT?
“A number of US laws, such as the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, the Safe Drinking Water Act, and the Toxic Substances Control Act, are administered by the Environmental Protection Agency.” Know where to breathe in Is It Socialist or Not?.
Keywords: Politics, Knowledge
MON 17 SEP 2018
SPANISH PRIMERA DIVISIÓN: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...
“In fact, Barcelona’s first league match had to be delayed so that they could play the winner of the final.” Wait for anyone... anyone... to win in Spanish Primera División: Whatever Happened To....
MON 25 JUN 2018
THE MATRICES
“Well, obviously, we here at GoobNet totally know the answer to that.” Experience immense regret at not having taken the blue pill in The Matrices.
Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 04 JUN 2018
MEN’S WORLD CUP: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...
“Employees watching the matches instead of getting shit done cause billions of dollars in lost productivity, but FIFA takes in billions of dollars on television rights and other merchandising, so it all works out.” Use your television to view satellite programming live in Men’s World Cup: Whatever Happened To....
Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 28 MAY 2018
FOOTBALL LEAGUE: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...
“They have never been top flight champions.” Avoid yoyoing in Football League: Whatever Happened To....
MON 27 JUL 2015
PEOPLE WHO CAN OPTIMISE DISH DEPTH
“For this work, he was awarded the National Medal of Science in 1983.” Win fabulous prizes in People Who Can Optimise Dish Depth.
Keywords: Knowledge, Mathematics
MON 15 JUN 2015
THE GRID
“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.
Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 14 OCT 2013
MAKING SENSE OF THE QUALIFIERS
“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.
Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 27 MAY 2013
WELCOME BACK TO THE HIVE
“But for the Hornets, teal always seemed the appropriate choice.” Be pleased that they didn’t select electric mucus in Welcome Back to the Hive.
Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Basketball, NBA
MON 21 MAY 2012
LET’S SOLVE YOUR CUBE LIKE A HUMAN
“But sometimes, if you have three or six incorrect corners, you may not be able to get two of them into the right position.” See if your parking situation is as dire as others seem to think in Let’s Solve Your Cube Like a Human.
Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing
MON 23 APR 2012
LET’S SOLVE YOUR CUBE
“If it’s in the wrong place, who cares?” Keep an eye on the street signs in Let’s Solve Your Cube.
Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing
MON 09 JAN 2012
LET’S TALK ABOUT CUBES
“To move them around, we just turn each face ninety degrees at a time. It’s that easy.” See if our approach is any different than putting the ball into the net in Let’s Talk About Cubes.
Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing
MON 11 OCT 2010
BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: ROD CALCULUS
“Have you not built your abacus yet?” Disregard modernity in But Who’s Multiplying: Rod Calculus.
Keywords: Knowledge, Mathematics, But Who’s Multiplying
MON 04 OCT 2010
BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: PEASANT MULTIPLICATION
“The ancient Egyptians, much like GoobNet, were fans of powers of two, and so they developed a multiplication method so based.” Witness insane theories score another point in But Who’s Multiplying: Peasant Multiplication.
Keywords: Knowledge, Mathematics, But Who’s Multiplying
MON 27 SEP 2010
BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: LATTICE MULTIPLICATION
“So why would anyone continue to teach long multiplication, particularly when lattice multiplication has been available for such a long time?” Refuse to lose the digit carried over from the hundreds diagonal in But Who’s Multiplying: Lattice Multiplication.
Keywords: Mathematics, Knowledge, But Who’s Multiplying
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