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FOOTBALL LEAGUE: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

“They have never been top flight champions.” Avoid yoyoing in Football League: Whatever Happened To....

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, England

THE MOST UNLIKELY CHAMPIONS

“With José Mourinho back at the helm, the Blues were once again unstoppable.” Set sail on the good ship HMS Modesty in The Most Unlikely Champions.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

WHEN THIRD IS FIRST

“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms

REVISITING THE BEGINNINGS

“We love those salmon kits, you Salmoners.” Embark on a search for a club called the Rainbow Trouts in Revisiting the Beginnings.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, England

GREEN AND FRIENDS

“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms

GOOD TRY, QATAR

“Although Warner suffers from a well known case of nepotism, it will not affect his vote here.” Obtain a prescription for Nepotaid in Good Try, Qatar.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Prediction, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Japan, Korea Rep, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States

FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME AND GOING AWAY

“We are confident that any of these nations would be capable of organising an extremely successful Men’s World Cup.” Evaluate the relative merits of a variety of locations around the world, without taking into account what they will be paying the referees, in Football is Coming Home and Going Away.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Japan, Korea Rep, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States

KICKS FOR CLICKS

“You sound like one of the people who paid only GB£5.” Get out your wallet and watch some Internet in Kicks for Clicks.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, England, United States

WHO WANTS TO HOST THE MEN’S WORLD CUP

“The Football Federation of Australia currently has no information about which venues it intends to propose.” Consider how you are expected to consider something that doesn’t exist in Who Wants to Host the Men’s World Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Indonesia, Japan, Korea Rep, Mexico, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States

DUBAI REMAINS MOSTLY HARMLESS

“Philadelphia would have had reservations about scheduling these matches for the same weekend as the NFL’s conference championships, but luckily for all concerned, the Eagles will take a chance on Michael Vick in 2010 and will end up last in their division.” Enjoy our alternate sporting history in Dubai Remains Mostly Harmless.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Prediction

LET’S TAKE SOME PENALTIES

“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, England

THE NON-SPECIAL ONES

"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

44 IS TOO MANY

"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN

"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England

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