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MON 28 MAY 2018
FOOTBALL LEAGUE: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...
“They have never been top flight champions.” Avoid yoyoing in Football League: Whatever Happened To....
MON 09 MAY 2016
THE MOST UNLIKELY CHAMPIONS
“With José Mourinho back at the helm, the Blues were once again unstoppable.” Set sail on the good ship HMS Modesty in The Most Unlikely Champions.
MON 20 APR 2015
WHEN THIRD IS FIRST
“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms
MON 15 DEC 2014
REVISITING THE BEGINNINGS
“We love those salmon kits, you Salmoners.” Embark on a search for a club called the Rainbow Trouts in Revisiting the Beginnings.
MON 01 SEP 2014
GREEN AND FRIENDS
“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms
MON 29 NOV 2010
GOOD TRY, QATAR
“Although Warner suffers from a well known case of nepotism, it will not affect his vote here.” Obtain a prescription for Nepotaid in Good Try, Qatar.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Prediction, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Japan, Korea Rep, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States
MON 17 MAY 2010
FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME AND GOING AWAY
“We are confident that any of these nations would be capable of organising an extremely successful Men’s World Cup.” Evaluate the relative merits of a variety of locations around the world, without taking into account what they will be paying the referees, in Football is Coming Home and Going Away.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Japan, Korea Rep, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States
MON 12 OCT 2009
KICKS FOR CLICKS
“You sound like one of the people who paid only GB£5.” Get out your wallet and watch some Internet in Kicks for Clicks.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, England, United States
MON 24 AUG 2009
WHO WANTS TO HOST THE MEN’S WORLD CUP
“The Football Federation of Australia currently has no information about which venues it intends to propose.” Consider how you are expected to consider something that doesn’t exist in Who Wants to Host the Men’s World Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Australia, England, Indonesia, Japan, Korea Rep, Mexico, Netherlands, Belgium, Qatar, Russia, Spain, Portugal, United States
MON 10 MAR 2008
DUBAI REMAINS MOSTLY HARMLESS
“Philadelphia would have had reservations about scheduling these matches for the same weekend as the NFL’s conference championships, but luckily for all concerned, the Eagles will take a chance on Michael Vick in 2010 and will end up last in their division.” Enjoy our alternate sporting history in Dubai Remains Mostly Harmless.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Prediction
MON 26 MAR 2007
LET’S TAKE SOME PENALTIES
“As you are fully aware, we here at GoobNet have often discussed the way to settle football matches in which both sides have scored the same number of goals at the end of the match.” Take time to think about how to introduce oddities in evenness in Let’s Take Some Penalties.
SUN 01 MAY 2005
THE NON-SPECIAL ONES
"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.
SUN 05 SEP 2004
44 IS TOO MANY
"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.
SUN 28 DEC 2003
RIO FERDINAND MAGELLAN
"Yet even milk and cookies cannot bring the sides together." Discover how goodies can become baddies in Rio Ferdinand Magellan.
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