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SUN 03 OCT 2004
ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO
"Kind of ironic, isn't it? 'SpaceShipOne' has no space." Define textual requirements in One Down, One to Go.
SUN 18 JUL 2004
WHERE TO FIND STUFF
"Really? I'm made of stuff too! How coincidental!" Find truth in falsity in Where to Find Stuff.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 06 JUN 2004
KEEP YOUR PLANETS SAFE
"So you have to wait about 75 more synodic periods until the inferior conjunctions are at the node crossings again." Offer jargon-filled explanations of impatience in Keep Your Planets Safe.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 18 APR 2004
PLACE YOUR HETS
"Do you guys not have bandwidth?" Assess your data transfer requirements in Place Your HETs.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Yuri’s Night
SUN 21 MAR 2004
TIP THE SCALE
"Besides, just how much work do we have to give to astronaut John 'Your Friendly Neighbourhood HST Repair Guy' Grunsfeld?" Offer discounts to repeat customers in Tip the Scale.
Keywords: Space, Variety
SUN 22 FEB 2004
SPOT THE PLANET
"Ask them to go to, say, 28978 Ixion instead of Pluto, and they'd say something along the lines of: 'No. Shut up.'" Have minor planet proposals shot down in Spot the Planet.
Keywords: Space, Variety
SUN 18 JAN 2004
INTERACTION: GETTING BACK TO IT
"I mean like huge bags of cash driving up in armoured trucks to NASA headquarters." Take space travel to the bank in Interaction: Getting Back to It.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 07 DEC 2003
STAY ON TARGET...
"Did the flight controllers unionise and demand overtime pay?" Make industrial action a key point for space science in Stay On Target....
Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive
SUN 23 NOV 2003
YOUTH SERVES ITSELF
"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.
SUN 19 OCT 2003
ALL TOGETHER NOW
"Strictly speaking, nobody's done it at all." Rewrite history by rewriting definitions in All Together Now.
Keywords: Space, Variety
SUN 16 FEB 2003
VIEW THE FUTURE THROUGH TINY LITTLE WINDOWS
Keywords: Space, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes
SUN 09 FEB 2003
INTERACTION: CHARTING OUR COURSE
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
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