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HOW TO BECOME A DUDE WHO PARTIES ON

“Your life has continually been hampered by people who are not excellent to each other.” Avoid all things bogus in How to Become a Dude Who Parties On.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

PUBLIC PRIVACY

“You should swim only in designated swimming places, like pools and holes.” Put safety first in Public Privacy.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

TAKE COVER

“Anybody who makes jokes about your natural hair should be attacked, even if it was really funny.” Confront those who make use of confrontation in Take Cover.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

NOT NOW, I’M COMING ON DOWN

“The Oxford index cards are fast approaching conjunction with the Turntable, so you and your fellow It’s In the Baggies had better start planning for the future.” Be closest to your dreams without going over in Not Now, I’m Coming On Down.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

WELTMEISTERSCHAFT VISITORS

"You are most compatible with someone whose pants stay on even without a belt." Stop thinking about J Lo in Weltmeisterschaft Visitors.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

YOUR TIE SHOT THE SHERIFF

"But be careful! Not all signs are ripe for the kicking, and not all vowels are ripe for the buying." Stop kicking at the whistle in Your Tie Shot the Sheriff.

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

BETTER GET USED TO IT

"You feel out of place." Make an attempt to adjust to new surroundings in Better Get Used to It.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA

STAND AND JEER

"This year, make an effort to acquire a prescription of chill pills." Enjoy the advice of psychiatric professionals in Stand and Jeer.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, American football

LET'S PLAY ZERO

"Come on everyone. You know where we're going with this." Interact in unsurprising fashion in Let's Play Zero.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA

SAY THE &@%@$ #&*!% WORDS

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

VIEW THE FUTURE THROUGH TINY LITTLE WINDOWS

Keywords: Space, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

FAN SETTINGS

Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Baseball

SHADY DEALS

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

SOLE SURVIVOR

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

DECISION POINT

Keywords: Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes

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