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K ORIENTATION IS SUCCESSFUL

“The American League players scored four runs in their twenty four total outs, besting the two meager runs that the National League players could muster in their full allotment of twenty seven outs.” Help us take our joy measurements in the town of Mudville in K Orientation Is Successful.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Baseball, MLB

THE DEFINITIVE BASEBALL MASCOT EVALUATION

“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Baseball, MLB

ANOTHER CHANCE FOR BASEBALL TO ARRRGH!

“Actually, that’s good advice for all teams: Don’t complain about the schedule.” Take our advice with the entire container of salt in Another Chance for Baseball to ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB

WHAT YOUR BASEBALL TEAM SHOULD WEAR

“However, the black was added just to sell more shit.” See exactly how much shit is the correct amount to sell in What Your Baseball Team Should Wear.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Baseball, MLB, Sport uniforms

LOOK FORWARD TO THE BACK COLLAR

“Nobody knows quite how this came about or why this is popular all of a sudden, but it is.” Explain the unexplainable in Look Forward to the Back Collar.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Sport, Sport uniforms, Football, MLS, Basketball, NBA, Baseball, MLB, American football, NFL

MLB: ARRRGH!

“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB

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