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MON 18 JUN 2018
THE GOOBNET MEN’S WORLD CUP CHANGE KIT CHALLENGE
“At the Men’s World Cup, each team has two kits.” Take the GoobNet Men’s World Cup Change Kit Challenge in The GoobNet Men’s World Cup Change Kit Challenge.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 21 MAY 2018
RUSH TO KEEP TRYING
“Luckily, we here at GoobNet do not limit ourselves to reality.” Reject our reality and substitute your own in Rush to Keep Trying.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 09 OCT 2017
RUSH TO MAKE ADJUSTMENTS
“To date this season, the Texans, Bengals, Rams, 49ers, Bears, Packers, Patriots, and Buccaneers have all helped the NFL enable Nike’s addiction to creating new and unusual kits.” Discover why nobody has ever tried that fabulous new idea in Rush to Make Adjustments.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 24 JUL 2017
ADDITION OF EDITIONS
“All right! Enough! We don’t care any more! Just wear whatever you want! Leave us alone!” Get too much information in Addition of Editions.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Basketball, NBA, Sport uniforms
MON 09 JAN 2017
RUSH TO STUMP EDVARD
“But at least it is going down in a blaze of colour.” Live in fear of the first ever grey v electric chartreuse game in Rush to Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms
MON 02 JAN 2017
RUSH TO VISIBILITY
“We here at GoobNet thought that for an obvious cash grab, it was actually somewhat well executed.” Reach for the currency of your choice – provided it is not the 1,000 rupee note – in Rush to Visibility.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 24 OCT 2016
RUSH TO JUDGMENT
“Can you come up with a better combination than the NFL?” Dare to wear two things that are the same colour in Rush to Judgment.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 29 AUG 2016
RUSH FOR THE EXITS
“We’re not wearing anything ridiculous like that. Fuck off.” Tell Roger Goodell in which direction he may mark off the fifteen yards in Rush for the Exits.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms
MON 02 NOV 2015
A TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO SCOTLAND
“Way to go.” Agree with everything that Mr Goober says in A Triumphant Return to Scotland.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Scotland, Sport uniforms
MON 20 APR 2015
WHEN THIRD IS FIRST
“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.
MON 01 SEP 2014
GREEN AND FRIENDS
“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.
MON 09 JUN 2014
UNNECESSARILY DAMAGING
“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 07 JAN 2013
ICE HOCKEY DECLINES ITS DAY IN THE SUN
“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL, Sport uniforms
MON 30 APR 2012
EURO 2012: SENSIBLE AND SILLY
“However, this is too many logos for our taste; only the coat of arms should be used.” See why GoobNet is not presented by anybody in Euro 2012: Sensible and Silly.
MON 27 JUN 2011
YES, YOUR OUTFIT IS CAUSING IT
“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 23 MAY 2011
WHAT YOUR BASEBALL TEAM SHOULD WEAR
“However, the black was added just to sell more shit.” See exactly how much shit is the correct amount to sell in What Your Baseball Team Should Wear.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Baseball, MLB, Sport uniforms
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