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MON 14 AUG 2017
HURL THE SPHERE AND STUMP EDVARD
“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Baseball
MON 18 JUL 2016
K ORIENTATION IS SUCCESSFUL
“The American League players scored four runs in their twenty four total outs, besting the two meager runs that the National League players could muster in their full allotment of twenty seven outs.” Help us take our joy measurements in the town of Mudville in K Orientation Is Successful.
MON 20 MAY 2013
THE DEFINITIVE BASEBALL MASCOT EVALUATION
“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.
MON 13 JUN 2011
ANOTHER CHANCE FOR BASEBALL TO ARRRGH!
“Actually, that’s good advice for all teams: Don’t complain about the schedule.” Take our advice with the entire container of salt in Another Chance for Baseball to ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB
MON 23 MAY 2011
WHAT YOUR BASEBALL TEAM SHOULD WEAR
“However, the black was added just to sell more shit.” See exactly how much shit is the correct amount to sell in What Your Baseball Team Should Wear.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Baseball, MLB, Sport uniforms
MON 11 APR 2011
LOOK FORWARD TO THE BACK COLLAR
“Nobody knows quite how this came about or why this is popular all of a sudden, but it is.” Explain the unexplainable in Look Forward to the Back Collar.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Sport, Sport uniforms, Football, MLS, Basketball, NBA, Baseball, MLB, American football, NFL
MON 28 SEP 2009
MLB: ARRRGH!
“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Baseball, MLB
SUN 31 OCT 2004
JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT ECLIPSE
"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Baseball, Interactive
SUN 24 OCT 2004
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ALEX RODRIGUEZ
"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball
SUN 19 SEP 2004
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: FRANK FRANCISCO
"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Baseball
SUN 10 AUG 2003
FREE THE RALLY MONKEY!
"Your wrongful imprisonment of your so-called 'Rally Monkey' and your shameful forced labour camp are cruel and heartless practises that must be stopped immediately!" Flash into the world's ugliest mob scene in Free the Rally Monkey!.
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