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MON 14 AUG 2017
“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.
MON 18 JUL 2016
“The American League players scored four runs in their twenty four total outs, besting the two meager runs that the National League players could muster in their full allotment of twenty seven outs.” Help us take our joy measurements in the town of Mudville in K Orientation Is Successful.
MON 20 MAY 2013
“He no longer performs that stunt, probably because it would void the warranty of Safeco Field.” Don’t waste your money on the protection plan in The Definitive Baseball Mascot Evaluation.
MON 13 JUN 2011
“Actually, that’s good advice for all teams: Don’t complain about the schedule.” Take our advice with the entire container of salt in Another Chance for Baseball to ARRRGH!.
MON 23 MAY 2011
“However, the black was added just to sell more shit.” See exactly how much shit is the correct amount to sell in What Your Baseball Team Should Wear.
MON 11 APR 2011
“Nobody knows quite how this came about or why this is popular all of a sudden, but it is.” Explain the unexplainable in Look Forward to the Back Collar.
MON 28 SEP 2009
“The winners of each series play in the seven game Major League Championship Series, with the name ‘World Series’ banned until the MLCS winner plays a team from another continent.” Allow the name normalisation programme to proceed in MLB: ARRRGH!.
SUN 31 OCT 2004
"If I was using steroids, would I be standing here right now talking to you in a voice like Jennifer Tilly's?" Disprove the more shocking allegations in Just Wait for the Next Eclipse.
SUN 24 OCT 2004
"I'm a professional Segway racer." Reach top speeds of 5 m/s on open roads in Schmilblick Patrol: Alex Rodriguez.
SUN 19 SEP 2004
"Yes. At the video arcades and skate parks of Hamilton, today's fashionable youth are decked out in the latest in bowler hats." Encounter new guidelines of style in Schmilblick Patrol: Frank Francisco.
SUN 10 AUG 2003
"Your wrongful imprisonment of your so-called 'Rally Monkey' and your shameful forced labour camp are cruel and heartless practises that must be stopped immediately!" Flash into the world's ugliest mob scene in Free the Rally Monkey!.
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