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WHO OWNS YOUR TEAM?

“This obviously means that fans of all other teams should panic.” See why Shaquille O’Neal’s intellect isn’t the only thing that the NBA should fear in Who Owns Your Team?.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty

YOU’RE WELCOME

“By drawing attention to the plight of ordinary consumers, we have shamed the incompetent, yet strangely super-rich executives who make decisions at these large corporations.” Examine fairness and why it doesn’t exist in You’re Welcome.

Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP

SOMEWHERE OVER THE HILL

“We are, after all, representative of all walks of life, except for people who don’t like football or space travel, but they don’t count anyway.” Adopt a better way of looking at other people in Somewhere Over the Hill.

Keywords: Propaganda, Community, Edvard

LIVE FROM THE TIME VAULT

“If any of you are standing, please have a seat. I understand this is a no-smoking facility, but if you care to smoke, I wouldn’t mind at all.” Face up to the latent reality in Live from the Time Vault.

Keywords: Propaganda, Politics, Novelty

DON'T PANIC? WHATEVER

"The fact that you summoned them from all the way in the back to answer that stupid question should push them over the edge." Cause mental breakdowns at will in Don't Panic? Whatever.

Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED

AN OPEN LETTER TO JK ROWLING

"And besides, hasn't everyone else told you that Hogwarts is like a younger students' version of Caltech? Only with significantly more expensive set design, of course." Examine the science behind the bullshit in An Open Letter to JK Rowling.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Backlash

NO WINNERS

"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football

WHY NOT WHITE?

"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS

SLAP UPSIDE THE BRAIN

"You admit to a callous disregard to the very people whose money you want to take." Recognise your inner selfish bastard in SLAP Upside the Brain.

Keywords: Computers, Propaganda, Novelty, SLAP

MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Keywords: Space, Propaganda, Novelty, Space Shuttle

WOULD IT HELP IF WE GOT OUT AND PUSHED?

Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED

DEBRIEF OF THE DAY

Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED

INTERACTION: CALTECH IN CRISIS

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Interaction

GO AWAY, AWAY GOALS

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football

VIOLENT AGREEMENT

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty

YOU CAN'T MAKE SOME PEOPLE HAPPY

Keywords: Propaganda

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