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FULLY PREPARED FOR THE FUTURE

“We are fairly certain that we are going to have to do that.” Don your stray apparel and ensure that you are Fully Prepared for the Future.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL

DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIPS

“A good name for a division – just not this one.” Don’t divide by zero in Division Championships.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL

ICE HOCKEY DECLINES ITS DAY IN THE SUN

“Although we certainly applaud their willingness to make adventurous changes, we boo the result.” Find out that we are not in fact talking about the change to the payroll tax in Ice Hockey Declines Its Day in the Sun.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Ice hockey, NHL, Sport uniforms

ICE HOCKEY’S DAY IN THE SUN

“Who wants to go all the way over there for an ice hockey match? Or for anything, really?” Understand the allure of the Platinum Triangle in Ice Hockey’s Day in the Sun.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ice hockey

THE NHL: ARRRGH!

“The six opponents from the NHL First League are the four teams that finished last in their respective divisions plus two antiwild cards who are seeded first and second.” Find out where the antiwild things are in The NHL: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Ice hockey

HAND IT OVER, BETTMAN

"Any matters not listed in these regulations shall be subject to Commissioner Dole's discretion." Make the pucks your little black friends in Hand It Over, Bettman.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Ice hockey

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