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STUMP EDVARD ABOUT BIRDS

“My friend and I were talking about dinosaurs.” Stay away from the K-T boundary in Stump Edvard About Birds.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Science, Zoology

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ERATOSTHENES

“Eratosthenes wrote the book on geography.” Realise that you totally forgot to do the assigned reading and that you will not be able to Stump Edvard About Eratosthenes.

Keywords: Mathematics, Edvard, Stump Edvard

COMPUTE THE PROBABILITY OF STUMPING EDVARD

“Have you ever met a human who eats strange things?” Put down your quinoa and kale bar, pick up your calculator, and Compute the Probability of Stumping Edvard.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Probability

STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A TRIP TO MARS

“And it will all happen once I obtain sufficient funding to turn my Winnebago into a spaceship in accordance with the instructions I received in a dream!” Listen to the latest herenow noizebop from Razor and the Scummettes in Stump Edvard and Win a Trip to Mars.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Solar system, Mars

STUMP EDVARD WITHOUT PAYING TO PLAY

“I would also like to formally announce my endorsement of Wen’s description of my decision as a copout.” Stake your claim to “spineless wishy washy weaselling” in Stump Edvard Without Paying to Play.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, United States

HURL THE SPHERE AND STUMP EDVARD

“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Baseball

BREAK THE INTERNET AND STUMP EDVARD

“Should I arrest them and torture them until they confess, or should I just put them in a cell until everyone forgets about them?” Realise that freedom isn’t free in Break the Internet and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

MEN’S WORLD CUP EXPANSION: WHY?

“Pay no attention to the teams who are playing for their tournament lives!” Feel the love in Slovenia in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Why?.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Edvard

RUSH TO STUMP EDVARD

“But at least it is going down in a blaze of colour.” Live in fear of the first ever grey v electric chartreuse game in Rush to Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms

STUMPING EDVARD TAKES OFF

“It’s right there in the name.” Avoid the soylent manufacturing facilities in Stumping Edvard Takes Off.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Aviation, Summer Olympics

STUMP EDVARD ON A TOWER

“Its design was inspired by the Eiffel Tower, then a new architectural wonder.” Raise the roof in Stump Edvard on a Tower.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Architecture

STUMP EDVARD REGARDING THE NFL

“But who wouldn’t want to watch an NFL game on a 200 yard field?” Tear down that ugly eyesore of a city hall to make way for a stadium expansion so that you may Stump Edvard Regarding the NFL.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ABOUT

“Let us now find out about that.” Don’t answer your repeated calls for justice in Stump Edvard About About.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Grammar

STUMP EDVARD ON THE MOTORWAY

“Also, pretty sure that’s illegal.” Read the fine print and try to Stump Edvard on the Motorway.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

A FISHY REQUISITE

“Have you ever wondered what other people use for aftershave lotion?” Tax Raquel Welch in A Fishy Requisite.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

RENDEZVOUS WITH AND STUMP EDVARD

“So... you know... yaaaaay.” Make a judgment as to whether the Muppets sound wrong in Rendezvous With and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

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