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307 | Variety |
246 | Support |
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MON 08 OCT 2018
LAGRANGIAN POINTS OF INTEREST
”Several thousand asteroids in the Greek camp are known so far.” Mount an expensive and risky mission to swap 617 Patroclus with 624 Hektor in Lagrangian Points of Interest.
Keywords: Variety, Space
MON 06 AUG 2018
ETHICAL STANDARDS OPTIONAL
“They wanted to know how groundbreaking this was, and they wanted to know what other fruits would capture the audience’s attention even more.” Realise that you really wanted to know all about passionfruits in Ethical Standards Optional.
Keywords: Support, SPLUT, Mathematics, Space, Science
MON 09 APR 2018
STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A TRIP TO MARS
“And it will all happen once I obtain sufficient funding to turn my Winnebago into a spaceship in accordance with the instructions I received in a dream!” Listen to the latest herenow noizebop from Razor and the Scummettes in Stump Edvard and Win a Trip to Mars.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Solar system, Mars
MON 18 SEP 2017
DROP IN ON SOME PLANETS
“The moons of Jupiter are also fascinating, but nobody is currently looking at them up close.” Realise that you should totally get up off your continent and Drop In on Some Planets.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system
MON 10 APR 2017
EARTH TREATS THE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH DIGNITY
“It successfully entered Venusian orbit at the second go in 2015 using four attitude control thrusters.” If at first you don’t succeed, simply keep in mind that Earth Treats the Solar System with Dignity.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system
MON 27 MAR 2017
SAY A DIFFERENT PLACE
“This will no doubt be spectacularly awesome and, as a bonus, will probably not destroy Earth.” Declare a Trump War, but first Say a Different Place.
MON 29 FEB 2016
A SEQUENCE OF THINGS THAT CAN BE SEQUENCED
“Did you expect that to happen?” Realise that you totally knew all along who the woman in white was in A Sequence of Things That Can Be Sequenced.
Keywords: Variety, Space, Interactive, Solar system
MON 20 JUL 2015
HIGH LEVEL OF INTERESTINGNESS
“This short safety video starring Gary Sinise will show you how.” Reduce your Bacon number in High Level of Interestingness.
Keywords: Space, Commmunity, Mailbox, Solar system
MON 23 FEB 2015
NOT YET NUNAVUT
“We here at GoobNet were excited, of course, because we are humans.” See why the narwhals are once again getting shafted in Not Yet Nunavut.
MON 11 AUG 2014
RENDEZVOUS WITH AND STUMP EDVARD
“So... you know... yaaaaay.” Make a judgment as to whether the Muppets sound wrong in Rendezvous With and Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
MON 29 JUL 2013
OUR CHANCE TO MAKE FACES ON MARS
“And Edvard’s counterargument that we don’t have a video podcast really didn’t sway me.” Find out how long it takes to download a zero byte file in Our Chance to Make Faces on Mars.
MON 01 JUL 2013
AN IMPORTANT UPGRADE
“We felt that this made the rent rules needlessly complex.” Know where to land in An Important Upgrade.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Space, Board games
MON 15 APR 2013
THE GOOBNET SOLAR SYSTEM MOON QUIZ
“So, in honour of the Universe, we thought we would give you this opportunity to measure your knowledge of it.” Ask not what your Universe can do for you in The GoobNet Solar System Moon Quiz.
Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive
MON 08 APR 2013
A VARIETY OF LOCATIONS ON MARS
“There is even olivine to be found in parts of Syrtis Major, as well as a variety of interesting dikes.” Make sure Amber Lynn is paying attention in A Variety of Locations on Mars.
MON 03 SEP 2012
AN EAGERLY ANTICIPATED ARRIVAL
“The Parking Point Designator or PPD angle, which the PM pilot gives her from the PGNS, tells her where to look along the horizontal scale to find the place where the computer thinks they are going to park.” Indicate to the computer that there’s no way you are going to fit between those two SUVs as you make An Eagerly Anticipated Arrival.
MON 16 JAN 2012
INTERACTION: THE FUTURE OF SPACE
“But I will agree that few other news presenters could successfully carry off cheetah print pants. With the possible exception of Al Roker, of course.” See how the discussion could possibly get any more exciting in Interaction: The Future of Space.
Keywords: Novelty, Space, Interaction
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