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MON 13 APR 2015
THE SOLUTION TO BASKETBALL
“At last, we have reached the long sought after utopia where the same foul results in the same penalty regardless of when during the game it occurs.” Win causality in The Solution to Basketball.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Basketball
MON 06 APR 2015
INTERACTION: SIXTEEN YEARS OF NUNAVUT
“Oh, a comedy, eh?” Be a hoser and take off in Interaction: Sixteen Years of Nunavut.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Canada, Nunavut
MON 30 MAR 2015
MEET THE PREMIER PREMIERS OF NUNAVUT
“Okalik was Nunavut’s first premier, serving from 1999 to 2008.” Find out what the Quttiktuq is happening in the assembly in Meet the Premier Premiers of Nunavut.
MON 23 MAR 2015
2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP
“In addition, we learned quite a bit about all 64 of the islands that qualified.” Allow the world’s largest island within a lake within an island within a lake within an island to blow your mind as we complete the 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Canada, Nunavut
MON 16 MAR 2015
2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS
“There is no way we would ever consider doing anything like that.” Don’t panic as you fill in your 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Brackets.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Canada, Nunavut
MON 09 MAR 2015
2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS
“Until that time, please begin thinking about how to fill out your bracket.” Take the hint that this is totally going to be the year that all the sixteenth seeds reach the Final Four of the 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Seedings.
Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Canada, Nunavut
MON 02 MAR 2015
FLY NUNAVUT TO THE MOON
“Alas, only a small portion of the Universe is Nunavut.” Find a good place to invent the next periodic table in Fly Nunavut to the Moon.
MON 23 FEB 2015
NOT YET NUNAVUT
“We here at GoobNet were excited, of course, because we are humans.” See why the narwhals are once again getting shafted in Not Yet Nunavut.
MON 16 FEB 2015
FIFTY SHADES ARE BLACKED OUT
“To that we say: The rest of the world can go fuck itself.” Realise that EL James was getting ahead of herself in Fifty Shades Are Blacked Out.
MON 09 FEB 2015
GOOBNET IS HAVING NUNAVUT
“From Akimiski Island to Ellesmere Island, from Iqaluit to Kugluktuk, this is a vast land with much to discover.” Find out what our land has to offer in GoobNet Is Having Nunavut.
Keywords: Community, Canada, Nunavut, Interactive
MON 02 FEB 2015
A GAME IN WHICH THE KNEE FIGURED PROMINENTLY
“As it turned out, very few of the scoring plays were silly in any way.” Add a degree of difficulty with opaque face masks in A Game In Which the Knee Figured Prominently.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL
MON 26 JAN 2015
CARRY ON KICKING OFF
“Possessions were automatically terminated at the end of each quarter.” Understand the implications of Amontons’s Law in Carry On Kicking Off.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, American football, NFL
MON 19 JAN 2015
HOW TO FLOW THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
“And don’t answer just yet.” Pause for a moment and await the illumination of the little white lights in How to Flow Through the Universe.
Keywords: Variety, Interactive
MON 12 JAN 2015
THE GOOBNET SPEED EST CHARLIE
“I said, where are you and when did you get there?” Understand your current world line in The GoobNet SPEED est Charlie.
MON 05 JAN 2015
THE THEORY OF THE PRICE OF 99 LEAD HARPOONS
“You understand everything.” Explain to us the appeal of a live television broadcast of a musical in The Theory of the Price of 99 Lead Harpoons.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 29 DEC 2014
A FISHY REQUISITE
“Have you ever wondered what other people use for aftershave lotion?” Tax Raquel Welch in A Fishy Requisite.
Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard
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