WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 23 MAY 2004
"Could the 2004 election be decided by Quentin Tarantino?" Cast your ballot for unseen violence in Swing Voters.
SUN 16 MAY 2004
"That's why, in response to our subscribers' suggestions, we've instituted a Virus Fun and Games section in our magazine, with the instant classic 'What's My Segmentation Fault?' section." Enjoy the excitement of nonstandard behaviour in Interaction: Internet Intrigue.
Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 09 MAY 2004
"You'll never take us alive, coppers! Muggsy, getcher Tommy gun!" Stand by for binary noir in Consumer Purports.
Keywords: Variety
SUN 02 MAY 2004
"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.
SUN 25 APR 2004
"They aren't ugly. They're nasty. There's a difference." Cast a discerning eye on discernment in Insert Generic 'Shirty' Joke Here.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, CAF, Men’s World Cup
SUN 18 APR 2004
"Do you guys not have bandwidth?" Assess your data transfer requirements in Place Your HETs.
Keywords: Space, Variety, Yuri’s Night
SUN 11 APR 2004
"The Firebirds stole the Boston flag outside the John Hancock Building, but a disorganised Nondescripts defense incredibly was able to spot the getaway vehicle in the Ted Williams Tunnel." Organise your pursuits of key city landmarks in The Road to DC.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL
SUN 04 APR 2004
"Furthermore... come on. Caves." Examine the seemingly obvious in Interaction: Get Outta My Caves!.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Speleology
SUN 28 MAR 2004
"Ha ha! Sounds like someone wagered on a Stanford-St Joseph's final!" Place too much of an emphasis on regular season records in Lines Everywhere.
SUN 21 MAR 2004
"Besides, just how much work do we have to give to astronaut John 'Your Friendly Neighbourhood HST Repair Guy' Grunsfeld?" Offer discounts to repeat customers in Tip the Scale.
SUN 14 MAR 2004
"He causes destruction and despair wherever he goes. Seems pretty clear to me that he's a raven." Face up to the effects that people have on one another in Pay Attention, Yo.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, American football
SUN 07 MAR 2004
"How about Carolina chartreuse?" Identify room for chromatic improvement in If You Can't Beat Them....
SUN 29 FEB 2004
"The Lakers came back to win, causing Shaquille O'Neal to call Henderson the 'Big Inadvertent'." Enjoy large silly names from large silly people in Of Inversions and Explosions.
SUN 22 FEB 2004
"Ask them to go to, say, 28978 Ixion instead of Pluto, and they'd say something along the lines of: 'No. Shut up.'" Have minor planet proposals shot down in Spot the Planet.
SUN 15 FEB 2004
"This is a favourite exercise of Honduras coach Bora Milutinovic." Keep your eye on the ball in Finally, Something to Do Before the Third Place Match.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
SUN 08 FEB 2004
"Maybe her nipple is her Achilles's heel." Overanalyse costuming oddities in Can They Air That?.
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