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COUNTING DOWN TO THE RHINOS

“Every match has a story, not just the ones with giant green tifos behind the goals.” See why you should leave your chainsaw at home in Counting Down to the Rhinos.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MLS EDITION

“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, MLS

ONLY THREE VOTES FOR KRYPTON

“And by the way, all you suckers who are wearing tin foil hats, those things totally don’t work.” Realise that we totally knew that you were thinking of the star, plus sign, and circle in Only Three Votes for Krypton.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Science fiction

WORLD CURLING TOUR: ARRRGH!

“However, teams are not arranged into divisions; the competition is basically a free for all.” See why we have never before made use of the Curling keyword in World Curling Tour: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Curling

THROW YOUR HEAD INTO THE RING

“Ironically, we can’t get the votes for it in the House.” See if the White House is willing to prepare a bedroom for us in Throw Your Head Into the Ring.

Keywords: Politics, Support, SPLUT

HYPERSPEED DATING: BENJAMIN, FRANKLIN, AND A THIRD?

“But that was wrong.” See if we are capable of expressing remorse in Hyperspeed Dating: Benjamin, Franklin, and a Third?.

Keywords: Variety, Hyperspeed Dating

THE GOOBNET PERIODIC TABLE CHALLENGE

“How close can you come to a perfect score of 104?” See what is so special about rutherfordium in The GoobNet Periodic Table Challenge.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

INTERACTION: THE FUTURE OF SPACE

“But I will agree that few other news presenters could successfully carry off cheetah print pants. With the possible exception of Al Roker, of course.” See how the discussion could possibly get any more exciting in Interaction: The Future of Space.

Keywords: Novelty, Space, Interaction

LET’S TALK ABOUT CUBES

“To move them around, we just turn each face ninety degrees at a time. It’s that easy.” See if our approach is any different than putting the ball into the net in Let’s Talk About Cubes.

Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing

ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA

“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA

JUST MAKE THE CALL ALREADY

“Here’s how to send 2012 a letter.” See what your future self will think of your past self in Just Make the Call Already.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

COLLEGIATE MEN’S BASKETBALL: ARRRGH!

“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball

VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD

“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard

OCCUPY YOUR TEAM’S STADIUM

“This offseason, fans are excited not about a new signing or a big trade, but about the cartoon oriole returning to the team’s cap.” Fix the world, one league at a time, in Occupy Your Team’s Stadium.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED

THE LATEST FROM EARTH

“You could run away from the world and become a hermit.” Determine whether hermits have good Internet connections in The Latest from Earth.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

THE GOOBNET LOS ANGELES FREEWAY QUIZ

“Here is your opportunity to find out.” Take the GoobNet Los Angeles Freeway Quiz in The GoobNet Los Angeles Freeway Quiz.

Keywords: Community, Interactive

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