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SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DAVID STERN

“David, does your wife like the feel of your balls?” Know some things you really didn’t want to know about professional basketball in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

THE BIRDMAN OF BASKETBALLCATRAZ

"The youth of Oklahoma City need to have honest role models like Stephen Colbert, and yet we get some dunking, jumping, dope pushing dope like Andersen." Be a hero in The Birdman of Basketballcatraz.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: KENDRA DAVIS

"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: JEFF VAN GUNDY

"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

NO WINNERS

"The Fascist Communications Commission - I mean the Federal Communications Commission - is reportedly reviewing the complaints to decide whether to begin an investigation." Defeat hypocrisy in bureaucracy in No Winners.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, UEFA, Basketball, NBA, American football

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: CHAMIQUE HOLDSCLAW

"And it says here you once taught a lamb to vomit on cue." Discover the benefits of the animal kingdom in Schmilblick Patrol: Chamique Holdsclaw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, WNBA

WOULD YOU REALLY WEAR THAT?

"If you kind of squint, and tilt your head to one side, and maybe close one eye, and wave a hand in front of your face, you'll look like a crazy fool." Determine ways to earn distrust in Would You Really Wear That?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA

MOCKING THE DRAFT

Keywords: Sport, Community, Basketball, NBA, Interactive

THE BASKETBALL BIZ: STUMP EDVARD

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, WNBA

GET SCHOOLED OR GET SCHOOLED

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Basketball, NBA

WHAT'S UP WITH THE COMETS?

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Basketball, WNBA

A SHORT TRIP DOWN THE WAY

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Basketball, NBA

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