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ITALIAN FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

“Shortly thereafter, Torinese ceased operations.” Realise that football is not really worth all the trouble, and that we should all go home and ask Italian Football Championship: Whatever Happened To....

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Italy

SPANISH PRIMERA DIVISIÓN: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

“In fact, Barcelona’s first league match had to be delayed so that they could play the winner of the final.” Wait for anyone... anyone... to win in Spanish Primera División: Whatever Happened To....

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Spain

THE MATRICES

“Well, obviously, we here at GoobNet totally know the answer to that.” Experience immense regret at not having taken the blue pill in The Matrices.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup

MEN’S WORLD CUP: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

“Employees watching the matches instead of getting shit done cause billions of dollars in lost productivity, but FIFA takes in billions of dollars on television rights and other merchandising, so it all works out.” Use your television to view satellite programming live in Men’s World Cup: Whatever Happened To....

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup

FOOTBALL LEAGUE: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

“They have never been top flight champions.” Avoid yoyoing in Football League: Whatever Happened To....

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, England

THE GRID

“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup

MAKING SENSE OF THE QUALIFIERS

“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup

WELCOME BACK TO THE HIVE

“But for the Hornets, teal always seemed the appropriate choice.” Be pleased that they didn’t select electric mucus in Welcome Back to the Hive.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Basketball, NBA

TWO STARS

"Football was in Doug's blood." Be proud of a great leader and a great host in Two Stars.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS, Obituary

LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD

"Dominica don't have any international quality pitches, so they're going to the Alamodome." Fail to find Vincenzo Del Negro on the squad lists in Let the Truth Be Told.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup

FRIENDLY FOÉ

"The Indomitable Lions will wear Foé's name proudly on their shirts." Like someone whose silence was telling in Friendly Foé.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Cameroon, Obituary

THE FRENCH SEAL OF APPROVAL

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR GOAL MOUTH IS

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, FIFA

CLUB FOOTBALL WORLDWIDE

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football

COSTA RICA AND FRIENDS

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup

WHAT'S UP WITH THE COMETS?

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Basketball, WNBA

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