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STUMP EDVARD WITH ANTIMATTER

“Because you know that’s exactly what they want to do.” Having already determined what the enemy wants to do, determine who the enemy is in Stump Edvard with Antimatter.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Physics, Antimatter

FASTEST FINGER FEST: SPACE EDITION

“You would not have a Dustbuster, Tang, or Velcro were it not for space travel.” Measure your finger speed in microgravity in Fastest Finger Fest: Space Edition.

Keywords: Community, Space, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

HAS YOUR FRAME BEEN DRAGGED?

“Last week, we were all witnesses to the massive announcement that the data from NASA spacecraft Gravity Probe B confirms two key predictions of general relativity theory.” See if your orbit has precessed less than you anticipated in Has Your Frame Been Dragged?.

Keywords: Space, Support, SPLUT

LET’S GO INTO SPACE AND STUMP EDVARD

“If you would like a chance to stump Edvard, send all your personally identifying information to that one insane guy who has been at all of the tea party things in the United States.” Be forced into a difficult decision about whether stumping Edvard is really worth it in Let’s Go Into Space and Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

CONTINUING THE COMMITMENT TO SPACE

“NASA should also examine the possibility of turning the ISS over to the private sector rather than deorbiting it.” Keep large objects in orbit as long as possible in Continuing the Commitment to Space.

Keywords: Space, Propaganda, Novelty

FOCAL PLANE: SPACE INDIFFERENCE

“Holding up her iPod, she continues, ‘Like this would be my Compressed Digital Audio Playback Device, or CDAPD.’” Talk like an astronaut in Focal Plane: Space Indifference.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Space

INTERACTION: 40 YEARS FROM THE MOON

“Mike, recommend you switch to VHF. Over.” See if your S band transmissions are being read five by in Interaction: 40 Years From the Moon.

Keywords: Space, Politics, Novelty, Interaction

2009 GOOBNET EXOPLANET CHAMPIONSHIP

“All the participants should be quite pleased with their performances.” Join the Camelopardalis Crazies and support your favourite extrasolar planet in 2009 GoobNet Exoplanet Championship.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Tournament

HOW DO YOU NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM IN SPACE

“One vulva says to the other, ‘Wow, that space station toilet is really uncomfortable, isn’t it?’” Take heed of all the New Age advice and listen to what your body is telling you in How Do You Not Go to the Bathroom in Space.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, ISS

INTERACTION: PHOENIX MARS LANDER

“I hope the landing isn’t at the same time South Park is on.” Resolve all relevant conflicts of interest in Interaction: Phoenix Mars Lander.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system

INTERACTION: STS-117 STATION REBOOTING

“Is this symptomatic of an aging ISS that may not last longer than the Space Shuttle itself, or is this simply another example of the famous tech support advice, ‘Try cycling the power’?” Try jiggling the cables in Interaction: STS-117 Station Rebooting.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle, ISS

IS YOUR REGOLITH EXCAVATOR FUN ENOUGH?

“Why are we eating food?” Ask the difficultly stupid questions in Is Your Regolith Excavator Fun Enough?.

Keywords: Space, Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz

OUT OF SPACE

“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: HOW TO DESTROY SATELLITES

“Would you like to go somewhere and not speak publicly about things together?” Commit to noncommitment in Interaction: How to Destroy Satellites.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

SORRY, ZAK

"I bet all the leadership at NASA is aliens!" Make a wager that not even William Hill would take in Sorry, Zak.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

LAST CHANCE FOR ORBIT

"Aren't there supposed to be seven people on shuttle missions?" Apply your counting skills in Last Chance for Orbit.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

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