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INSISTENCE

“Clearly, some teams have separated themselves from the pack.” Know who the pack is and why your distance from it should be kept to a minimum in Insistence.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

OFFENSE ALL AROUND

“Naturally, we were very impressed by this and began to seek other ways to offend both sides of debates.” Discover why everybody is wrong in Offense All Around.

Keywords: Variety

LITERARY HISTORY BY THE NUMBERS

“The Icelandic language has changed so little over the past thousand years that modern Icelanders can read the famous Icelandic sagas and Poetic Edda.” Learn that literature is not that terrible in Literary History By the Numbers.

Keywords: Variety, Literature

WHEN THIRD IS FIRST

“It came from the 1990s, and there it should stay.” Avoid Rob van Winkle and discover When Third is First.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms

MEET THE PREMIER PREMIERS OF NUNAVUT

“Okalik was Nunavut’s first premier, serving from 1999 to 2008.” Find out what the Quttiktuq is happening in the assembly in Meet the Premier Premiers of Nunavut.

Keywords: Variety, Canada, Nunavut

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP

“In addition, we learned quite a bit about all 64 of the islands that qualified.” Allow the world’s largest island within a lake within an island within a lake within an island to blow your mind as we complete the 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Canada, Nunavut

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“There is no way we would ever consider doing anything like that.” Don’t panic as you fill in your 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Canada, Nunavut

2015 GOOBNET NUNAVUT ISLAND CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS

“Until that time, please begin thinking about how to fill out your bracket.” Take the hint that this is totally going to be the year that all the sixteenth seeds reach the Final Four of the 2015 GoobNet Nunavut Island Championship: Seedings.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Canada, Nunavut

FLY NUNAVUT TO THE MOON

“Alas, only a small portion of the Universe is Nunavut.” Find a good place to invent the next periodic table in Fly Nunavut to the Moon.

Keywords: Variety, Canada, Nunavut

A GAME IN WHICH THE KNEE FIGURED PROMINENTLY

“As it turned out, very few of the scoring plays were silly in any way.” Add a degree of difficulty with opaque face masks in A Game In Which the Knee Figured Prominently.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

CARRY ON KICKING OFF

“Possessions were automatically terminated at the end of each quarter.” Understand the implications of Amontons’s Law in Carry On Kicking Off.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, American football, NFL

HOW TO FLOW THROUGH THE UNIVERSE

“And don’t answer just yet.” Pause for a moment and await the illumination of the little white lights in How to Flow Through the Universe.

Keywords: Variety, Interactive

THE THEORY OF THE PRICE OF 99 LEAD HARPOONS

“You understand everything.” Explain to us the appeal of a live television broadcast of a musical in The Theory of the Price of 99 Lead Harpoons.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

NUMERIC REVIEW OF LANDON

“Also, can you believe this?” Determine what the script is and who is writing it in Numeric Review of Landon.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, United States

DRAFTING HISTORY

“This would be a simple rule change that should be made immediately.” Bend everything to your will in Drafting History.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

GREEN AND FRIENDS

“Sleeve chevron party redux!” Realise that we are talking about Robert, not Julian, in Green and Friends.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, England, Sport uniforms

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