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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 29 JAN 2006
"The youth of Oklahoma City need to have honest role models like Stephen Colbert, and yet we get some dunking, jumping, dope pushing dope like Andersen." Be a hero in The Birdman of Basketballcatraz.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, NBA
SUN 20 NOV 2005
"Do cheerleaders always share their driver's licenses?" Tackle the most pressing philosophical issues of the day in Our New Friends Angela and Renee.
SUN 13 NOV 2005
"Hey, I'm eighteen and I was elected mayor too!" Stand up and be counted in From Toffee Apples to Toffee Permits.
SUN 02 OCT 2005
"That's vomitacular." Prepare to be shocked even more than we normally shock you in That's My Squid!.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
SUN 10 JUL 2005
"I'm selling STS-114 foam rubber index fingers." Make an irrelevant contribution to human society in Well, It's About Freaking Time.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle
SUN 05 JUN 2005
"Is that all you could think about when you were playing? No wonder you left with zero." We beg you to take our Silly Bucks away in Evidently Not You.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
SUN 06 MAR 2005
"Simultaneously reading one book visually and another tactilely can be a very good thing." Learn to amaze, astonish, and annoy your friends in Soap on a Rope.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
SUN 16 JAN 2005
"Know what GoobNet stands for? Good Option for Overbearing Bombasity, Not Enough Truth." Unleash bitter honesty in Let's Build a House There.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 05 DEC 2004
"Ha ha! I'm the winner! I'm gonna ban gay civil unions now!" Experience disastrous social reform in Vote for the Fraud.
SUN 03 OCT 2004
"Kind of ironic, isn't it? 'SpaceShipOne' has no space." Define textual requirements in One Down, One to Go.
SUN 18 JUL 2004
"Really? I'm made of stuff too! How coincidental!" Find truth in falsity in Where to Find Stuff.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 06 JUN 2004
"So you have to wait about 75 more synodic periods until the inferior conjunctions are at the node crossings again." Offer jargon-filled explanations of impatience in Keep Your Planets Safe.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 23 MAY 2004
"Could the 2004 election be decided by Quentin Tarantino?" Cast your ballot for unseen violence in Swing Voters.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
SUN 28 MAR 2004
"Ha ha! Sounds like someone wagered on a Stanford-St Joseph's final!" Place too much of an emphasis on regular season records in Lines Everywhere.
SUN 14 MAR 2004
"He causes destruction and despair wherever he goes. Seems pretty clear to me that he's a raven." Face up to the effects that people have on one another in Pay Attention, Yo.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, American football
SUN 08 FEB 2004
"Maybe her nipple is her Achilles's heel." Overanalyse costuming oddities in Can They Air That?.
Keywords: Community, Mailbox
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