WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 29 OCT 2007
“Tony, is that candy bowl higher or lower than eighteen dollars?” See prizes, surprises, and contestants of all sizes in The World’s 1337est Cyrillic Characters.
MON 22 OCT 2007
“And it’s very important that you write to us about it, not to Penthouse Forum.” Contemplate the reasons that Halloween can’t occur every day in Gloveline.
MON 15 OCT 2007
“With the most realistic physics ever to hit console tiddling, Wii Tiddlywinks lets you tiddle with the pros!” Take part in some virtual tiddling in Play Now.
MON 08 OCT 2007
“The problem, of course, is twofold.” Test yourself and others in You Can’t Wear That on Airplanes.
Keywords: Support
MON 01 OCT 2007
“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 24 SEP 2007
“Why do we still show the postal mail address?” Show the willingness to adapt with the times in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Goalkeepers.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 17 SEP 2007
“That sounds absurdly specific.” Be the first to know about a ligament in a knee in a player on a team in Schmilblick Patrol: Marcel Mathier.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football
MON 10 SEP 2007
“Thank you for your confidence. The remaining 14% will be the first to die.” Don’t say the word tomboy out loud in The GoobNetian Dream.
Keywords: Community, Game shows
MON 03 SEP 2007
“We are, after all, representative of all walks of life, except for people who don’t like football or space travel, but they don’t count anyway.” Adopt a better way of looking at other people in Somewhere Over the Hill.
Keywords: Propaganda, Community, Edvard
MON 27 AUG 2007
“Umm... yeah. So if you could go ahead and sort of tell us your qualifying format for South Africa 2010, that’d be great.” Let football be the boss of you in Do Not Kick Off.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 20 AUG 2007
“News is a funny thing. Okay, maybe it’s not that funny.” Discover the importance of being humourous in Media Bore.
MON 13 AUG 2007
“As a fifteen month old toddler, I can confirm that those ‘Baby Einstein’ DVDs don’t help me learn, and they’re damn annoying too.” Feel the urge to set Barney the dinosaur on fire in Is Your Children Learning?.
MON 06 AUG 2007
“If any of you are standing, please have a seat. I understand this is a no-smoking facility, but if you care to smoke, I wouldn’t mind at all.” Face up to the latent reality in Live from the Time Vault.
Keywords: Propaganda, Politics, Novelty
MON 30 JUL 2007
“Celebrities have the ability to bring attention to important causes. Like when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer.” See what’s so great about being popular in Focal Plane: Celebrity Scoffers.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane
MON 23 JUL 2007
“It’s the only game where you can win a random amount of money for doing pretty much nothing at all!” Look into the future of television game shows [but not very far] in Right After This.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Game shows
MON 09 JUL 2007
“This has done irreparable damage to his reputation as a fair and just ruler.” Ask who we are and what we have done with GoobNet in Pardon Me for Not Pardoning.
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