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TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 14 AUG 2005
"I have orange nail polish! Blue lipstick! A pierced lip, for %&@*'s sake!" Don't be a sheep in Interaction: STS-114 Review.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 07 AUG 2005
"He has the cutest little thing. He barks along with the theme music." Discover new ways to participate in television in Interaction: STS-114 EVA Review.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 31 JUL 2005
"Did they think I don't know what lemur $#!+ smells like?" Take on the unpleasant realities of space travel in Interaction: STS-114 Return to Space.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 24 JUL 2005
"An orbiter at the ISS is worth two in the VAB." Witness the meeting of Gene Kranz and Confucius in Interaction: STS-114 Delay.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 17 JUL 2005
"We need a really freaking big space station, one that rotates to simulate gravity, and that has the Blue Danube playing all the time." Line up for Space Mountain Plus in Interaction: STS-114 Preview.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle
SUN 10 JUL 2005
"I'm selling STS-114 foam rubber index fingers." Make an irrelevant contribution to human society in Well, It's About Freaking Time.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle
SUN 03 JUL 2005
"Yes. I want to be eleven feet tall in time for my sister's wedding." Head for the self help section in Schmilblick Patrol: Bernie Ecclestone.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Motorsport
SUN 26 JUN 2005
"Painted silver head to toe, Kathleen Ghinelli delivers a masterful performance as Avisa, a female android whose programming appears to feature a random fetish generator." Expose new methods of human-cyborg relations in Focal Plane: Unusual Performances.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane
SUN 19 JUN 2005
"But remember, being too kind with your handshake can be just as bad as being too harsh." Learn to bake and shake in How to Shake Hands with Your Referee.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Football, Instructional video
SUN 12 JUN 2005
"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction
SUN 05 JUN 2005
"Is that all you could think about when you were playing? No wonder you left with zero." We beg you to take our Silly Bucks away in Evidently Not You.
SUN 29 MAY 2005
"Now before you start getting any wacky ideas, let me just remind you that GoobNet Silly Bucks aren't negotiable currency, and they're not good for anything in the real world, and maybe not here on this site either." Just be glad there's no Fastest Finger question in Who Wants to Be a GoobNetaire.
Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows
SUN 22 MAY 2005
"The answer: No. And not just because 'localised global warming' is an oxymoron." Present the possibility of poor phrasing in CSI: Bolotnikovo.
SUN 15 MAY 2005
"Well Debbie, normally it's five days in the Chamber of Flames and then the weekend in the Room of Rotten Fish." Find a new way to keep those long car trips civil in Interaction: Looking Down on the DPR.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 08 MAY 2005
"Well, I'm pretty sure we don't have any ghosts in our dressing rooms here." Give the paranormal their moment in the lights in Schmilblick Patrol: Jeff Van Gundy.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
SUN 01 MAY 2005
"Yeah, I think it's a lot of fun. At least it looks like it when they do the little thing and they hold onto their belt and stuff like that." Refuse to get down tonight in The Non-Special Ones.
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