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THE GOOBNET LOS ANGELES FREEWAY QUIZ

“Here is your opportunity to find out.” Take the GoobNet Los Angeles Freeway Quiz in The GoobNet Los Angeles Freeway Quiz.

Keywords: Community, Interactive

THE ELEMENTS OF YOUR LIFE

“It will blow your mind, and improve your teeth.” See what those teeth in ancient times did in The Elements of Your Life.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Chemistry

FASTEST FINGER FEST: PERIODIC TABLE EDITION

“Do you have a body? If you do, it is made up of atoms.” See if your body works automatically or atomatically in Fastest Finger Fest: Periodic Table Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest, Chemistry

WHAT’S YOUR ELEMENT?

“Know any good hydrogen atoms who could join us?” See who is available for a covalency call in What’s Your Element?.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Cosmo quiz, Chemistry

THE GOOBNET ELEMENT QUIZ

“If you aren’t keeping up with it, your body could be comprised of obsolete elements like beryllium.” Initiate a major campaign to replace all your beryllium with magnesium in The GoobNet Element Quiz.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Chemistry

KEEPING UP WITH THE CLIPPERS

“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Basketball

STUMP EDVARD WITH ANTIMATTER

“Because you know that’s exactly what they want to do.” Having already determined what the enemy wants to do, determine who the enemy is in Stump Edvard with Antimatter.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Physics, Antimatter

DO NOT PACK IT WITH YOUR KNIVES

“Have you any idea how inefficient that is?” Determine the optimal way to allocate people to their desired locations in Do Not Pack It With Your Knives.

Keywords: Community, Sport, SHAGADELIC, Football, Women’s World Cup

FASTEST FINGER FEST: SPACE EDITION

“You would not have a Dustbuster, Tang, or Velcro were it not for space travel.” Measure your finger speed in microgravity in Fastest Finger Fest: Space Edition.

Keywords: Community, Space, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

TRAFFIC DOESN’T STUMP EDVARD

“It couldn’t be any more convenient for you.” Receive free gifts in Traffic Doesn’t Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

DEBBIE’S GREATEST HITS

“That sort of thing may work for Piers Morgan, but not me.” Enjoy your last opportunity to interact in Debbie’s Greatest Hits.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Debbie

DO NOT FUEL YOUR LIGHTER WITH IT

“Complete this box such that each row, column, and diagonal contains exactly one asterisk.” Figure out where the calculators would go in Do Not Fuel Your Lighter with It.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC, Sport, American football, NFL

FASTEST FINGER FEST: MONTY PYTHON EDITION

“Now it’s time to see if your brain hurts or if you always look on the bright side of life.” Don’t try to use a try-finally clause in Fastest Finger Fest: Monty Python Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

MEN’S WORLD CUP HOSTS STUMP EDVARD

“The Dutch/​Belgian bid, obviously.” Make your total objectivity and lack of bias plain in Men’s World Cup Hosts Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, Men’s World Cup, Russia, Qatar

BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: HOW ARE YOU MULTIPLYING?

“If you figure out how to survive the integer boarding, we will ship you off to the Island of Dr Brain.” Make sure your Hint Watch is fully charged in But Who’s Multiplying: How Are You Multiplying?.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox, But Who’s Multiplying

BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING

“So if you don’t feel that your multiplicative skills are up to scratch, a good estimate will still earn you something.” Find out what Larry Cedar has been up to in But Who’s Multiplying.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Interactive, But Who’s Multiplying

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