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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 27 APR 2009
“So what should the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa do?” Wonder why the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa should ever consult GoobNet on a geographic naming issue that is completely outside our range of expertise in Geographic Naming Stumps Edvard.
Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, New Zealand
MON 22 DEC 2008
“Just keep going forward for about thirty years.” Come to terms with the fact that everything that should have happened hasn’t happened in Stump Edvard About Automobile Manufacturing.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
MON 04 AUG 2008
“Let’s have your Fastest Finger question about Internet privacy.” Place your fingers on the buttons and be ready for anything in Remaining Private Stumps Edvard.
MON 28 APR 2008
“Is it true that you never forget your first time?” Try to find some way to put the past behind you in Sex Education Doesn’t Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
MON 10 DEC 2007
“How and why did Halloween become an occasion for college girls to wear incredibly hot and revealing costumes? Not that I’m complaining, mind you.” Examine the many ways in which a hobo can be made sexy in Why Are Things the Way They Are?.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
MON 03 SEP 2007
“We are, after all, representative of all walks of life, except for people who don’t like football or space travel, but they don’t count anyway.” Adopt a better way of looking at other people in Somewhere Over the Hill.
Keywords: Propaganda, Community, Edvard
MON 13 AUG 2007
“As a fifteen month old toddler, I can confirm that those ‘Baby Einstein’ DVDs don’t help me learn, and they’re damn annoying too.” Feel the urge to set Barney the dinosaur on fire in Is Your Children Learning?.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
MON 30 APR 2007
“New Zealand is not Australia’s Canada.” Learn the difference between white and red stars in Stump Edvard About Secularism.
MON 18 DEC 2006
“You were featured, Bonnie, on page 88,219,343, second column, paragraphs 8 and 9.” Be aware of the location of your success in You Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
SUN 13 AUG 2006
"The US Department of Homeland Security has announced that the water from your tree is not permitted on flights to or from the United States." See how the panic affects botany in Leaky Trees Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
SUN 16 APR 2006
"Just don't put us at the Spanish announcers' table." Don't lose your place in the script in Does Not Play Well With Others.
SUN 18 DEC 2005
"I mean, you wouldn't want to spend a full day training here at the Russian cosmonaut base only to have to see some incomprehensible brand name on a urinal cake, would you?" Let familiarity breed illogic in You Can't Fool Edvard.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
SUN 28 AUG 2005
"Look right there. It's got Tablet Up and Tablet Down keys." Play the Hardware Match Game in Behind the Stump.
Keywords: Community, Edvard
SUN 21 AUG 2005
"The authorities are on their way." Do what we tell you when we tell you in Stumped By a New Variant.
SUN 10 APR 2005
"Although I'm still considering inviting him to my weekly orgy." Meet a young lady from Nantucket in Bloggers Stump Edvard.
SUN 26 DEC 2004
"I'm not sure you're addressing these questions about name origins the way the askers wanted." Experience the pride of uncertainty in Titan Stumps Edvard.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Solar system
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