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THE PHILOSORAPTOR HAS NO COMMENT

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THE CHARMS OF SHREVEPORT

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OVER THE SHOES

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IT’S A COLLECTIVE BARGAIN!

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SO THAT’S WHY MY MARGARITA IS SO CONFUSING

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PREPARE FOR WHAT IS COMING

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THE SECURITY OF KNOWING WHAT IS TO COME

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TRYING NEW THINGS

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HILARY IN PARTICULAR

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MMMM, PROGNOSTICATION

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