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MON 23 NOV 2015
THE PHILOSORAPTOR HAS NO COMMENT
“Look for GoobNet’s Misfortune Cookies wherever unfortunate snacks and desserts are sold.” Enjoy your tiramediocre in The Philosoraptor Has No Comment.
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MON 17 SEP 2012
THE CHARMS OF SHREVEPORT
“Note that peanuts are taken.” Vote for animal crackers or rice cakes in The Charms of Shreveport.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL
MON 19 SEP 2011
OVER THE SHOES
“If you live on a planet that is inhabited by humans, it is even more annoying.” See what Oberon has to offer in Over the Shoes.
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MON 21 FEB 2011
IT’S A COLLECTIVE BARGAIN!
“And it’s about to get even stranger.” See how much longer Scott Walker can remain anonymous in It’s a Collective Bargain!.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 19 JUL 2010
SO THAT’S WHY MY MARGARITA IS SO CONFUSING
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Keywords: Variety, Sport, Misfortune Cookies, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 02 MAR 2009
PREPARE FOR WHAT IS COMING
“FIRST!” Pwnz0r a n00b in Prepare for What Is Coming.
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MON 14 JUL 2008
THE SECURITY OF KNOWING WHAT IS TO COME
“We are currently shipping a large batch to Lindsay Lohan.” See how our advice can help all walks of life in The Security of Knowing What Is to Come.
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MON 23 JUN 2008
TRYING NEW THINGS
“Remember when you nearly crashed into that one guy on the freeway, but you swerved away just in time, and then that other guy had to swerve out of your way, and he almost crashed into the rail?” Examine some of your previous experiences in Trying New Things.
Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies
MON 07 APR 2008
HILARY IN PARTICULAR
“Your flying car is ready.” Take part in an activity that will revolutionise humanity in Hilary In Particular.
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MON 18 FEB 2008
MMMM, PROGNOSTICATION
“Your special someone is out there.” Be happy with the unspecified location of compatible personnel in Mmmm, Prognostication.
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