MON 23 MAR 2009

HOW TO IMPLEMENT RELEGATION

“MLS has not yet announced its competition plans for the following seasons, which is a horrible mistake, because the GoobNet Relegatory Agency is going to force plans onto it.” Wait for major sport leagues to be caught napping in How to Implement Relegation.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS

MON 03 DEC 2007

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DON GARBER

“How does one research graffiti?” Encounter some of the world’s most pointless professions in Schmilblick Patrol: Don Garber.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, MLS

MON 05 NOV 2007

MLS IDENTITY

“Every MLS club has an identity. Do you know what they are?” Suit up for the game of their lives [Salt Lake’s, that is] in MLS Identity.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive, Game shows

MON 15 JAN 2007

SCIENTOLOGISTS NEED NOT APPLY

“What can you be sure of, other than that Drew Carey will be calling all of the newly arrived celebrities posers?” Say what everyone will be thinking in Scientologists Need Not Apply.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

SUN 19 MAR 2006

TWO STARS

"Football was in Doug's blood." Be proud of a great leader and a great host in Two Stars.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS, Obituary

SUN 03 APR 2005

¿QUIÉNES SON CHIVAS USA?

"Thanks, Sierra Mist. Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna go buy some Sprite now." Have an encounter with product displacement in ¿Quiénes Son Chivas USA?.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

SUN 14 NOV 2004

YAY LAZINESS

"We're too lazy to write something good this week." Be unsurprised in Yay Laziness.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, MLS, Interactive

SUN 08 AUG 2004

WHY NOT WHITE?

"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS

SUN 02 MAY 2004

22 MATCHES, 22 MOMENTS

"The female footballer in front of me goes, 'Go DC!' before turning around nervously." Find potentially volatile ways to stand out in 22 Matches, 22 Moments.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

SUN 25 JAN 2004

FIRST OF THE MOHICANS

"Does the Pope wear boxers or briefs?" Challenge yourself to silly trivia in First of the Mohicans.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, MLS, UEFA

SUN 23 NOV 2003

YOUTH SERVES ITSELF

"Then again, does Chris as well? Judge for yourself." Meet odd people with even ages in Youth Serves Itself.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, MLS

SUN 08 JUN 2003

THE FRENCH SEAL OF APPROVAL

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, MLS

SUN 30 SEP 2001

PLAYAWAY

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, MLS

SUN 16 MAY 1999

STEADILY PROGRESSING

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Football, MLS