MON 21 MAY 2007

EXAMINING THE FCU-CL FIRST ROUND

“They should have little trouble getting past Le Havre, but awaiting them in the next round are the Darwin Mutations.” Face the fearsome freaks that flag fans fancy in Examining the FCU-CL First Round.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction

MON 09 APR 2007

SUPPORTERS ON PATROL

“Don’t be a donsiblee. Drink responsibly.” Take advice from someone who won’t take it from others in Supporters On Patrol.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

SUN 05 FEB 2006

I CALL IT THE HMS MODESTY

"Carew will contemplate this information, and then say, 'Ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka-wolka gam-gam-gam-gam ooba-ooba nai-nai-nai wolka...'." Don't be the one to miss Silly Noise Saturday in I Call It the HMS Modesty.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

SUN 01 JAN 2006

SANTANA MUWOSS WILL LOVE IT

"And coincidentally enough, you can see an ESPN original movie, Cheergate: Behind the Stall Door, starring Michelle Trachtenberg and Michelle Thorne, this Saturday night at nine Eastern, six Pacific, right here on ESPN and ESPN HD." Fire up the Unintentional Comedy scale in Santana Muwoss Will Love It.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, Prediction

SUN 12 JUN 2005

YOU'LL NEVER BITCH ALONE

"Yeah! More TV money for us!" Know where your priorities really are in You'll Never Bitch Alone.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

SUN 17 OCT 2004

LIVING TO SUCK ANOTHER DAY

"Meanwhile, Tomáš Rosický scores three goals, all on headers, and Marek Heinz adds two, both on assers." Find convenient way to make use of rarely needed body parts in Living to Suck Another Day.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Men’s World Cup, Prediction

SUN 30 MAR 2003

CATCHING UP WITH THE JEFFERSON

Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, FIFA, Prediction

SUN 18 AUG 2002

SOMEBODY KICK EUROPE

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, UEFA, Prediction

SUN 27 JAN 2002

FRIENDS FOR LIFE

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Prediction