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MON 30 DEC 2013
GAZE INTO THE FUTURE AND STUMP EDVARD
“Americans need to amend their constitution to codify their right to privacy.” Don’t be shocked that we totally know about that one thing you did with that one guy in Gaze Into the Future and Stump Edvard.
MON 12 AUG 2013
STUMP EDVARD ON TEH INTERWEBS
“I think you’ll find that’s true of most things people post online.” Realise that it might be in your interest to avoid calling that one commenter an ignorant ass fragment in Stump Edvard on Teh Interwebs.
Keywords: Computers, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Internet
MON 22 APR 2013
UNDERSTAND HUMANITY WITH EDVARD
“If you are less than about thirty years old, you will never be able to understand the 1980s.” Realise that Beverly Hills Cop will tell you pretty much everything you need to know in Understand Humanity with Edvard.
MON 21 JAN 2013
LACK OF HONESTY DOES NOT STUMP EDVARD
“I’m selling them for 25¢ each, or best offer. Everything must go!” Find out how to help yourself to some spiffy stuff, no questions asked, in Lack of Honesty Does Not Stump Edvard.
MON 06 AUG 2012
STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A GOLD MEDAL
“What kinds of things are not acceptable to tweet?” Determine whether you should keep your thoughts about the number of Africans in Greece to yourself [hint: ναι] in Stump Edvard and Win a Gold Medal.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Summer Olympics
MON 16 APR 2012
STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART
“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard
MON 12 DEC 2011
VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD
“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard
MON 08 AUG 2011
STUMP EDVARD WITH ANTIMATTER
“Because you know that’s exactly what they want to do.” Having already determined what the enemy wants to do, determine who the enemy is in Stump Edvard with Antimatter.
Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Physics, Antimatter
MON 18 APR 2011
TRAFFIC DOESN’T STUMP EDVARD
“It couldn’t be any more convenient for you.” Receive free gifts in Traffic Doesn’t Stump Edvard.
MON 06 DEC 2010
MEN’S WORLD CUP HOSTS STUMP EDVARD
“The Dutch/Belgian bid, obviously.” Make your total objectivity and lack of bias plain in Men’s World Cup Hosts Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Football, Men’s World Cup, Russia, Qatar
MON 16 AUG 2010
STUMP EDVARD WITH THE POWER OF WORDS
“But some people refuse to use certain words at all. Why is that?” Control your use of specific phrasing as you try to Stump Edvard with the Power of Words.
MON 19 APR 2010
LET’S GO INTO SPACE AND STUMP EDVARD
“If you would like a chance to stump Edvard, send all your personally identifying information to that one insane guy who has been at all of the tea party things in the United States.” Be forced into a difficult decision about whether stumping Edvard is really worth it in Let’s Go Into Space and Stump Edvard.
MON 17 AUG 2009
EDVARD STUMPS HEALTH INSURANCE
“How about ‘soylent manufacturing boards’?” Find nice ways of phrasing not nice things in Edvard Stumps Health Insurance.
MON 27 APR 2009
GEOGRAPHIC NAMING STUMPS EDVARD
“So what should the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa do?” Wonder why the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa should ever consult GoobNet on a geographic naming issue that is completely outside our range of expertise in Geographic Naming Stumps Edvard.
Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, New Zealand
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