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FEEL THE NEED FOR LAZINESS

“In all, these branches would add more than 1,000 km to the total track distance.” See how it all happened on the 07:38 EDT from Boston in Feel the Need for Laziness.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

FASTEST FINGER FEST: UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION

“But how much do you know about this European Championship, and the thirteen that have been played previously?” Expect the inevitable question about Lev Yashin in Fastest Finger Fest: UEFA European Championship Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, UEFA

THE EARTHICAN CHRONICLES

“Wait a minute, GoobNet. I never said that.” Determine your top backpedalling speed in The Earthican Chronicles.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

ICE HOCKEY’S DAY IN THE SUN

“Who wants to go all the way over there for an ice hockey match? Or for anything, really?” Understand the allure of the Platinum Triangle in Ice Hockey’s Day in the Sun.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ice hockey

THE GOOBNET SPEED GOES TO OVERTIME

“Yeah, why’s that weird? That’s normal toilet behaviour.” Discover whether Rosalind Franklin Dubois is in tune with your plumbing in The GoobNet SPEED Goes to Overtime.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football

LET’S SOLVE YOUR CUBE LIKE A HUMAN

“But sometimes, if you have three or six incorrect corners, you may not be able to get two of them into the right position.” See if your parking situation is as dire as others seem to think in Let’s Solve Your Cube Like a Human.

Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing

41 TO WATCH

“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football

DO NOT PUT IT IN A FOUR OUNCE BOTTLE

“The ____ team has participated in every Rugby World Cup.” See if you should face your opponents as they do the ____ in Do Not Put It in a Four Ounce Bottle.

Keywords: Community, SHAGADELIC

EURO 2012: SENSIBLE AND SILLY

“However, this is too many logos for our taste; only the coat of arms should be used.” See why GoobNet is not presented by anybody in Euro 2012: Sensible and Silly.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Sport uniforms

LET’S SOLVE YOUR CUBE

“If it’s in the wrong place, who cares?” Keep an eye on the street signs in Let’s Solve Your Cube.

Keywords: Knowledge, Cubing

STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART

“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard

SUMMARY OF NOW

“Have your crazy upstairs neighbours turn off their secret dream transmission device, or at least ask them to change it to something besides the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network.” Explain why you had that one crazy dream about Reg, Amber Lynn, and a bottle of windshield wiper fluid in Summary of Now.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

DISCUSSION ON THE MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“A robust discussion soon began on our many GoobNet media platforms.” Discover whether more hits were received on FaceGoobNet or GooglebNet Plus in Discussion on the MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, MLS

2012 GOOBNET MLS HISTORICAL CUP

“Teams were seeded based upon their accomplishments during that season, with the Supporters Shield and MLS Cup counting the most.” Try to avoid overlooking the 1999 MetroStars in 2012 GoobNet MLS Historical Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football, MLS

PLEASE DEPOSIT SOLUTIONS FOR EVERYTHING HERE

“So apparently it takes a specific type of mind to join the SPEED.” Determine whether your synapses meet our lofty standards in Please Deposit Solutions for Everything Here.

Keywords: Variety

ELECTING THE TOP ELECTIONS

“Greece’s economic crisis is far and away the largest issue here.” Decide whether another GoobNet rescue package is sorely needed in Electing the Top Elections.

Keywords: Politics, Variety

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