WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 12 NOV 2006
“It’s easy to believe that a reasonable person wouldn’t need a court decision to be able to tell the difference, but remember, this is the United States of America, where suing for the most inane reasons is an inalienable civil right, but privacy isn’t.” Make your preselected vote count in The Great Food Divide.
SUN 05 NOV 2006
“How did you manage to unlock yourself? Actually, how did you lock yourself in the first place? No, you know what, I don’t want to go there at all.” Find places that aren’t suitable for your imagination in Russian GoobNet.
SUN 29 OCT 2006
“Get out of here, you show wrecker you.” Meet a new MP Donnawhy impersonator in Schmilblick Patrol: Tiki Barber.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football
SUN 22 OCT 2006
“So which game show floats your boat? Chain Reaction? The Price is Right? How about Starface?” See where your eyes don’t go in Can You See This?.
SUN 15 OCT 2006
“If you ever want to immigrate, we’d be happy to have you in our country. Our borders are always open. For another few months, anyway.” Understand the implications of television personalities’ origins in Interaction: Terminating the Governator.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction
SUN 08 OCT 2006
"We need twenty ccs of Wikipedia, stat!" See why stupid questions deserve stupid answers in Attack Ad.
Keywords: Support
SUN 01 OCT 2006
"The services we provide are continually being improved, altered, and increased." Be certain to misunderestimate in Our Rapidly Expanding Media Empire.
SUN 24 SEP 2006
"I bet all the leadership at NASA is aliens!" Make a wager that not even William Hill would take in Sorry, Zak.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 17 SEP 2006
"But it soon became clear that the first thing any 24 hour news network must have is a big annoying graphic for each continuing story that it covers." Expose yourself to the headlines in Ask for Channel 666.
SUN 10 SEP 2006
"Aren't there supposed to be seven people on shuttle missions?" Apply your counting skills in Last Chance for Orbit.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle
SUN 03 SEP 2006
"But why should reality on the ground matter? Shouldn't reality in space be more important?" Strap in to visit reality in Interaction: Planetary Warfare.
Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system
SUN 20 AUG 2006
"The fact that you summoned them from all the way in the back to answer that stupid question should push them over the edge." Cause mental breakdowns at will in Don't Panic? Whatever.
Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED
SUN 13 AUG 2006
"The US Department of Homeland Security has announced that the water from your tree is not permitted on flights to or from the United States." See how the panic affects botany in Leaky Trees Stump Edvard.
SUN 06 AUG 2006
"And besides, hasn't everyone else told you that Hogwarts is like a younger students' version of Caltech? Only with significantly more expensive set design, of course." Examine the science behind the bullshit in An Open Letter to JK Rowling.
Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Backlash
SUN 30 JUL 2006
"I think people have an incredibly irrational fear that someday a superheroine named Lactigirl will appear who shoots down her enemies with high powered jets of milk." Come face to face with the deepest, darkest secrets ever in Interaction: Nipplegate II.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 23 JUL 2006
"Oh, by the way Houston... surprise! I'm not Mark, I'm Scott! Ha ha ha!" Experience the shock of mistaken on-orbit identity in A Robo Chick of Your Very Own.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle
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