WEEKLY WHINE
TOP KEYWORDS
| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
SUN 12 SEP 2004
"And it says here you once taught a lamb to vomit on cue." Discover the benefits of the animal kingdom in Schmilblick Patrol: Chamique Holdsclaw.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, WNBA
SUN 05 SEP 2004
"After the fires are put out, Edu is sent off for setting an opponent alight." Learn to recognise pyrotechnic bookable offenses in 44 Is Too Many.
SUN 29 AUG 2004
"The Vegas odds on who's appearing at the closing ceremony: Tetrahedron Guy 2:1, Octahedron Guy 4:1, Dodecahedron Guy 3:2, Icosahedron Guy 12:1." Bring ancient Greek culture into modern life in From the Torch to the Grill.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Review committee
SUN 22 AUG 2004
"So, if you're concerned about whether you'll still be able to succeed as a cabdriver at the New York Games, all I can say is, Δαγκώστε το λαμπρό γάιδαρο μετάλλων μου." Start planning ahead for sporting events in odd locations in Interaction: Does Your Delegation Feel Safe?.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Summer Olympics
SUN 15 AUG 2004
"Disneyland called. They need their Animatronics back for Pirates of the Caribbean." Get confused about St Lucia's presence in And It Was Actually On Time.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics
SUN 08 AUG 2004
"We all agreed that this was the third most ill advised logo change in recent memory, behind the Houston Rockets' 'Sharky the Cartoon Rocket' and the Seattle SuperSonics' 'Big Old Block Letters That Went Out of Style Faster Than the Intel 486'." Loose the Queer Eye guys on professional sports in Why Not White?.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Football, MLS
SUN 01 AUG 2004
"It's unavoidable, like breathing." Find fast ways to do slow things in One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State.
SUN 25 JUL 2004
"Parents should not be allowed to choose the hair colour, height, or sexual orientation of their offspring!" Witness the triumph of nature over nurture in Interaction: Can Knowledge Be Dangerous?.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 18 JUL 2004
"Really? I'm made of stuff too! How coincidental!" Find truth in falsity in Where to Find Stuff.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 11 JUL 2004
"Is not possible 84 straight times, unless your name is Lou Piniella." Offer a demonstration of how the runner was safe in Gagné Ya.
Keywords: Support
SUN 04 JUL 2004
"My mom won't let me read GoobNet!" Make your PICS labels pay in That's Just Not Likely.
SUN 27 JUN 2004
"This may be the only competitive event anywhere in the world wherein the trophy presentation occurs in a hot tub." Enjoy hot water in Focal Plane: Frozen Fight.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Extreme plumbing
SUN 20 JUN 2004
"You feel out of place." Make an attempt to adjust to new surroundings in Better Get Used to It.
Keywords: Sport, Support, Mixed Up Horoscopes, Football, UEFA
SUN 13 JUN 2004
"Actually, it doesn't matter what kind of sporting event it is. With John Tesh and John McEnroe announcing together, how can you go wrong?" Engage in a stimulating discussion over whether the ball was in in That's What We'd Like to See.
SUN 06 JUN 2004
"So you have to wait about 75 more synodic periods until the inferior conjunctions are at the node crossings again." Offer jargon-filled explanations of impatience in Keep Your Planets Safe.
Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system
SUN 30 MAY 2004
"Dominica don't have any international quality pitches, so they're going to the Alamodome." Fail to find Vincenzo Del Negro on the squad lists in Let the Truth Be Told.
Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Football, Men’s World Cup
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