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MON 04 JUL 2016
“There are 150 seats in the Australian House of Representatives.” Discover why there isn’t the swing in Australian Elections Exist.
MON 27 JUN 2016
“That’s not a fly.” Watch out for snakes in The Latest on the Elections That Matter.
MON 20 JUN 2016
“Well, perhaps we should end our programme here, before I am banished from the kingdom of Arendelle.” Discover who is not amused in Interaction: Deriving and Its Influences.
MON 13 JUN 2016
“I heard that you had gone insane. But nobody really seemed to believe that.” Wake up the sheeple in The Exciting Conclusion to Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.
MON 06 JUN 2016
“I’m sorry, but I can’t hire someone who tracks snow behind him everywhere he goes. It’s a liability. Think of the customers.” Contact your nearest Arendellian Family Life Assurance Company associate in Selected Scenes from Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.
MON 30 MAY 2016
“As a result, Olaf, eager to dive into the local culture, is treated to a variety of new experiences: living in a cramped apartment; being awoken in the middle of the night by disturbances on the street; attending community meetings at which their neighbours demand a voice in the political process; seeing Elsa in plain, threadbare clothing with her braid cut off; wearing clothing himself; itching.” Rest assured that the phrase electric boogaloo is nowhere to be found in Frozen 2: Coming to Weselton.
MON 23 MAY 2016
“A knowing smile appears on Amber Lynn’s face.” Turn away and slam the door as you ask Should Elsa Be Given a Girlfriend?.
MON 16 MAY 2016
“I’ve never heard of that.” Prepare for further edumacation in Establishment of a Lingo.
MON 09 MAY 2016
“With José Mourinho back at the helm, the Blues were once again unstoppable.” Set sail on the good ship HMS Modesty in The Most Unlikely Champions.
MON 02 MAY 2016
“This may look like an intractable problem, but in fact, it is totally tractable.” Compute your optimal hat trick speed in The Woman Card Is In Fact a Yellow Card.
MON 25 APR 2016
“Its design was inspired by the Eiffel Tower, then a new architectural wonder.” Raise the roof in Stump Edvard on a Tower.
MON 18 APR 2016
“These are the exact same things the male players do, and the female players are working just as hard at it.” Do the right thing in Female Footballers and Funding.
MON 11 APR 2016
“A good name for a division – just not this one.” Don’t divide by zero in Division Championships.
MON 04 APR 2016
“Why not join in today and begin imploding?” Avoid the obvious but wrong answer in the Administrative Notes for APR 2016.
MON 28 MAR 2016
“But anyone who threw out the form book would have been punished.” Don’t forget that the safe phrase is diaper dandy during the exciting conclusion to the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Results.
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