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2016 GOOBNET NAME CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS

“We have also attempted to help you out by providing the origin of each name and some prominent examples of each.” Discover that Twilight is oddly overrepresented in the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Seedings.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: GIANNI INFANTINO

“Well, good luck with your chemicals, and keep disposing them properly.” Take care of yourself and your follicles in Schmilblick Patrol: Gianni Infantino.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football

A SEQUENCE OF THINGS THAT CAN BE SEQUENCED

“Did you expect that to happen?” Realise that you totally knew all along who the woman in white was in A Sequence of Things That Can Be Sequenced.

Keywords: Variety, Space, Interactive, Solar system

FASTEST FINGER FEST: GAME SHOW EDITION

“There have been thousands of game shows on radio and television over the last century.” Discover that Malcolm is always right in our Fastest Finger Fest: Game Show Edition.

Keywords: Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest

THE ANSWER TO GRAMMAR

“In the English language, there ain’t no reason to use no double negatives.” Get to clickin’ on that link and openin’ up that there The Answer to Grammar.

Keywords: Support, Grammar

64 OTHER NAMES

“Please stop, because this is our Weekly Whine.” Present your own Daily Diatribe as a rebuttal to 64 Other Names.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL

WE’VE GOT IT ALL ON EARTH

“Planets, as usual, have been all over the news recently.” Offer another hollow apology to 134340 Pluto in We’ve Got It All on Earth.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT

INTERACTION: THE EYES OF PETER CAPALDI

“I didn’t know we were allowed to bring clips.” Tune in to The Brak Show in Interaction: The Eyes of Peter Capaldi.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Doctor Who

THE HORIZONTAL RULE: AN APOLOGY

“More importantly, it was not cool. Not in the slightest.” Finally come across a Support category entry that actually supports you in The Horizontal Rule: An Apology.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

LEAGUE CUP SPONSORS EXIST

“One must surely ask why league cups exist.” Identify things that should be on the FAQ list in League Cup Sponsors Exist.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive

EXCESSIVE REMOTE ACCESS

“Hilariously, several buildings on the island straddle the border.” Understand the unintended consequences of land reclamation in Excessive Remote Access.

Keywords: Variety, United States, Geography

ATTACK EYEBROWS ARE IN PLACE

“When people begin to describe you with the phrase ‘out-crazied by Donald Trump’, it might be time to reexamine your life.” See whose escalators aren’t going all the way to the penthouse suite in Attack Eyebrows Are In Place.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

STUMP EDVARD REGARDING THE NFL

“But who wouldn’t want to watch an NFL game on a 200 yard field?” Tear down that ugly eyesore of a city hall to make way for a stadium expansion so that you may Stump Edvard Regarding the NFL.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL

HELP THE 2016 MEN’S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

“But that’s totally not the same thing.” Enjoy equality without identicality as you Help the 2016 Men’s European Championship.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, UEFA, Interactive

NOT COUNTING THE D TRAIN

“So famous that they named the park after it.” Be the first in line for Hookers and Blackjack Park, which is Not Counting the D Train.

Keywords: Variety

GOOBNET RESCUES YOUR BRAND

“We have apparently become experts on visual identity.” Ensure that your lockup has sufficient white space in GoobNet Rescues Your Brand.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Branding

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