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MON 14 MAR 2016
“We have also attempted to help you out by providing the origin of each name and some prominent examples of each.” Discover that Twilight is oddly overrepresented in the 2016 GoobNet Name Championship: Seedings.
MON 07 MAR 2016
“Well, good luck with your chemicals, and keep disposing them properly.” Take care of yourself and your follicles in Schmilblick Patrol: Gianni Infantino.
MON 29 FEB 2016
“Did you expect that to happen?” Realise that you totally knew all along who the woman in white was in A Sequence of Things That Can Be Sequenced.
MON 22 FEB 2016
“There have been thousands of game shows on radio and television over the last century.” Discover that Malcolm is always right in our Fastest Finger Fest: Game Show Edition.
MON 15 FEB 2016
“In the English language, there ain’t no reason to use no double negatives.” Get to clickin’ on that link and openin’ up that there The Answer to Grammar.
MON 08 FEB 2016
“Please stop, because this is our Weekly Whine.” Present your own Daily Diatribe as a rebuttal to 64 Other Names.
MON 01 FEB 2016
“Planets, as usual, have been all over the news recently.” Offer another hollow apology to 134340 Pluto in We’ve Got It All on Earth.
MON 25 JAN 2016
“I didn’t know we were allowed to bring clips.” Tune in to The Brak Show in Interaction: The Eyes of Peter Capaldi.
MON 18 JAN 2016
“More importantly, it was not cool. Not in the slightest.” Finally come across a Support category entry that actually supports you in The Horizontal Rule: An Apology.
MON 11 JAN 2016
“One must surely ask why league cups exist.” Identify things that should be on the FAQ list in League Cup Sponsors Exist.
MON 04 JAN 2016
“Hilariously, several buildings on the island straddle the border.” Understand the unintended consequences of land reclamation in Excessive Remote Access.
MON 28 DEC 2015
“When people begin to describe you with the phrase ‘out-crazied by Donald Trump’, it might be time to reexamine your life.” See whose escalators aren’t going all the way to the penthouse suite in Attack Eyebrows Are In Place.
MON 21 DEC 2015
“But who wouldn’t want to watch an NFL game on a 200 yard field?” Tear down that ugly eyesore of a city hall to make way for a stadium expansion so that you may Stump Edvard Regarding the NFL.
MON 14 DEC 2015
“But that’s totally not the same thing.” Enjoy equality without identicality as you Help the 2016 Men’s European Championship.
MON 07 DEC 2015
“So famous that they named the park after it.” Be the first in line for Hookers and Blackjack Park, which is Not Counting the D Train.
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