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MON 31 JUL 2017
“I wrote it in the margin of this website.” Discover that there was a reason all along for the incoherent football stuff being on the wrong side in Let Us Solve an Unsolved Problem.
MON 29 MAY 2017
“The round of 16 begins tomorrow.” Feel immense relief that you do not have to sit through the round of 65,536 in Under 20 Managers Exist.
MON 01 MAY 2017
“Should I arrest them and torture them until they confess, or should I just put them in a cell until everyone forgets about them?” Realise that freedom isn’t free in Break the Internet and Stump Edvard.
MON 27 MAR 2017
“This will no doubt be spectacularly awesome and, as a bonus, will probably not destroy Earth.” Declare a Trump War, but first Say a Different Place.
MON 13 MAR 2017
“The seeding was a fairly straightforward process, during which things that Donald J Trump obviously does not fear were eliminated.” Erase “looking like a total creep” and “acting like a total creep” from your 2017 GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship: Brackets.
MON 30 JAN 2017
“Pay no attention to the teams who are playing for their tournament lives!” Feel the love in Slovenia in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Why?.
MON 09 JAN 2017
“But at least it is going down in a blaze of colour.” Live in fear of the first ever grey v electric chartreuse game in Rush to Stump Edvard.
MON 03 OCT 2016
“And how can we find out without having to submit an expense report that Reg would never, ever approve?” Ensure that you retain your receipts when Seoul Reverses the Mailbox.
MON 12 SEP 2016
“I just wanted to point out that I didn’t know that.” Avoid letting the facts get in the way of a good joke in Food and Taxes.
MON 08 AUG 2016
“It’s right there in the name.” Avoid the soylent manufacturing facilities in Stumping Edvard Takes Off.
MON 25 JUL 2016
“He’s the best at existing. Ask anyone.” Put an end to the latest game of Ass Pairs Hangman in Mere Herd Victim.
MON 18 JUL 2016
“The American League players scored four runs in their twenty four total outs, besting the two meager runs that the National League players could muster in their full allotment of twenty seven outs.” Help us take our joy measurements in the town of Mudville in K Orientation Is Successful.
MON 04 JUL 2016
“There are 150 seats in the Australian House of Representatives.” Discover why there isn’t the swing in Australian Elections Exist.
MON 02 MAY 2016
“This may look like an intractable problem, but in fact, it is totally tractable.” Compute your optimal hat trick speed in The Woman Card Is In Fact a Yellow Card.
MON 25 APR 2016
“Its design was inspired by the Eiffel Tower, then a new architectural wonder.” Raise the roof in Stump Edvard on a Tower.
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