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HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR

“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL

WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH

“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil

MESSI AND ENEMIES

“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football

MLS: ARRRGH! REVISITED

“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS

2013 GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP

“Fifty leagues around the world have had at least one continental champion, of which the Argentine, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Uruguayan, German, Dutch, English, Portuguese, Paraguayan, and Serbian leagues have had at least one world champion.” Discover why PRK Hekari United totally got robbed in 2013 GoobNet Global Football League Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football

FIND OUT IF NOBODY BEATS ‘WIZ’

“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPLUT, Football, MLS

RESPECT AND SUPPORT

“So what about the rice pudding?” Find out what was strange about Pia Sundhage’s guitar in Respect and Support.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Propaganda, Football

FACILITIES THAT FACILITATE FOOTBALL

“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, MLS

THE GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL DERBY QUIZ

“There are many cities around the world that have more than one football club.” Determine whether La U would totally kick Alianza’s ass in The GoobNet Global Football Derby Quiz.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: MICHEL PLATINI

“You thought the stop sign guy was a gorilla?” Discover whether the Ampelmännchen was actually three roosters and a vole in Schmilblick Patrol: Michel Platini.

Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football

WHEREIN THE GOOBNET SPEED CONSIDERS THE FUTURE OF DAVE BECKHAM

“I’m sure they have people for that.” Receive an offer to which you can’t say BeckhaMaybe in Wherein the GoobNet SPEED Considers the Future of Dave Beckham.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Sport, Football

FASTEST FINGER FEST: UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION

“But how much do you know about this European Championship, and the thirteen that have been played previously?” Expect the inevitable question about Lev Yashin in Fastest Finger Fest: UEFA European Championship Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, UEFA

THE GOOBNET SPEED GOES TO OVERTIME

“Yeah, why’s that weird? That’s normal toilet behaviour.” Discover whether Rosalind Franklin Dubois is in tune with your plumbing in The GoobNet SPEED Goes to Overtime.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football

41 TO WATCH

“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football

EURO 2012: SENSIBLE AND SILLY

“However, this is too many logos for our taste; only the coat of arms should be used.” See why GoobNet is not presented by anybody in Euro 2012: Sensible and Silly.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Sport uniforms

STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART

“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard

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