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MON 05 AUG 2013
HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 22 JUL 2013
WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil
MON 08 JUL 2013
MESSI AND ENEMIES
“Those things are awesome.” Try the unicorn veal in Messi and Enemies.
MON 29 APR 2013
MLS: ARRRGH! REVISITED
“However, MLS did not follow our advice.” Suppress your disappointment in the lack of an Edvard Rule in MLS: ARRRGH! Revisited.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Football, MLS
MON 18 MAR 2013
2013 GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP
“Fifty leagues around the world have had at least one continental champion, of which the Argentine, Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, Uruguayan, German, Dutch, English, Portuguese, Paraguayan, and Serbian leagues have had at least one world champion.” Discover why PRK Hekari United totally got robbed in 2013 GoobNet Global Football League Cup.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Football
MON 25 FEB 2013
FIND OUT IF NOBODY BEATS ‘WIZ’
“So don’t be like Rafa Márquez.” Find someone else to headbutt in Find Out If Nobody Beats ‘Wiz’.
MON 18 FEB 2013
RESPECT AND SUPPORT
“So what about the rice pudding?” Find out what was strange about Pia Sundhage’s guitar in Respect and Support.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Propaganda, Football
MON 28 JAN 2013
FACILITIES THAT FACILITATE FOOTBALL
“Still, the artificial surface affects the style of play.” Laugh at how high the ball is bouncing in Facilities That Facilitate Football.
MON 24 DEC 2012
THE GOOBNET GLOBAL FOOTBALL DERBY QUIZ
“There are many cities around the world that have more than one football club.” Determine whether La U would totally kick Alianza’s ass in The GoobNet Global Football Derby Quiz.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive
MON 10 DEC 2012
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: MICHEL PLATINI
“You thought the stop sign guy was a gorilla?” Discover whether the Ampelmännchen was actually three roosters and a vole in Schmilblick Patrol: Michel Platini.
Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football
MON 26 NOV 2012
WHEREIN THE GOOBNET SPEED CONSIDERS THE FUTURE OF DAVE BECKHAM
“I’m sure they have people for that.” Receive an offer to which you can’t say BeckhaMaybe in Wherein the GoobNet SPEED Considers the Future of Dave Beckham.
MON 18 JUN 2012
FASTEST FINGER FEST: UEFA EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION
“But how much do you know about this European Championship, and the thirteen that have been played previously?” Expect the inevitable question about Lev Yashin in Fastest Finger Fest: UEFA European Championship Edition.
Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Football, UEFA
MON 28 MAY 2012
THE GOOBNET SPEED GOES TO OVERTIME
“Yeah, why’s that weird? That’s normal toilet behaviour.” Discover whether Rosalind Franklin Dubois is in tune with your plumbing in The GoobNet SPEED Goes to Overtime.
MON 14 MAY 2012
41 TO WATCH
“If we need to explain to you why the Men’s World Cup is the greatest football tournament there is, this is probably not the website for you.” See what Jim Rome is burning about today in 41 to Watch.
MON 30 APR 2012
EURO 2012: SENSIBLE AND SILLY
“However, this is too many logos for our taste; only the coat of arms should be used.” See why GoobNet is not presented by anybody in Euro 2012: Sensible and Silly.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Sport uniforms
MON 16 APR 2012
STUMP EDVARD WITH YOUR HEART
“There may be room for improvement – but do we know what exactly needs to be improved?” Keep the number 25 in mind in Stump Edvard with Your Heart.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Football, Cardiology, Stump Edvard
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