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MON 30 JAN 2017
MEN’S WORLD CUP EXPANSION: WHY?
“Pay no attention to the teams who are playing for their tournament lives!” Feel the love in Slovenia in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Why?.
Keywords: Community, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Edvard
MON 23 JAN 2017
MEN’S WORLD CUP EXPANSION: HOW?
“A Men’s World Cup made up of sixteen groups of three is not the worst thing they could possibly have done.” Form an exploratory committee to evaluate the impacts of changing to croquet in Men’s World Cup Expansion: How?.
MON 16 JAN 2017
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: SANDRA FRUEAN
“Why not just get a new television?” Upgrade your GoobNet experience in Schmilblick Patrol: Sandra Fruean.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 21 JUL 2014
ELEVEN GOALKEEPERS WITH IMMOBILE FROS
“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee
MON 14 JUL 2014
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR YOUR WELCOME
“Actually, it was much more complicated and nuanced than that.” Deny all suggestion of shades of grey in You’re Welcome for Your Welcome.
MON 07 JUL 2014
EVERYONE MUST GO
“This is further proof that you should not make decisions about impressiveness without hearing all the facts.” Explore what happened when the cookies hit the fan in Everyone Must Go.
MON 30 JUN 2014
AND DID THOSE TEETH
“You put it in their mouth.” Realise that we are not after all talking about Mr Pibb in And Did Those Teeth.
MON 09 JUN 2014
UNNECESSARILY DAMAGING
“We urge teams not to dress like goalkeepers, no matter how many jerseys they think they can sell.” Find out where Jorge Campos has gone in Unnecessarily Damaging.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Sport uniforms
MON 02 JUN 2014
HOW NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE
“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.
Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 09 DEC 2013
DROPPING THE BALL
“But what of the results of the draw?” Determine which is the Group of Consequences in Dropping the Ball.
MON 02 DEC 2013
DO THE DRAW
“The draw is always an eagerly anticipated event that is probably not rigged. And if it is, it’s only rigged slightly.” Set your desired level of riggitude in Do the Draw.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive
MON 14 OCT 2013
MAKING SENSE OF THE QUALIFIERS
“Any team that cannot achieve a total of 10 points therefore cannot advance to the playoffs.” Determine whether Nadia Comaneci can still qualify in Making Sense of the Qualifiers.
MON 23 SEP 2013
HOW TO SQUEEZE QATAR INTO THE CALENDAR
“This will also affect the qualifiers, of course.” Find out how to quit the status quo in How to Squeeze Qatar Into the Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 05 AUG 2013
HOW TO RESET THE INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR
“The possibilities are unlimited.” Join the massive throngs clamouring for the return of the Trans-Tasman Cup in How to Reset the International Calendar.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL
MON 22 JUL 2013
WHITE ELEPHANT WATCH
“And, just to give them something else to do, why not some more art exhibitions?” See if the reclaimed land speaks to you in White Elephant Watch.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Men’s World Cup, Brazil
MON 01 AUG 2011
WE’LL TELL YOU HOW TO KICK OFF
“Now that FIFA have finally increased the number of international match dates, this format actually makes sense.” Get swindled into agreeing with Sepp Blatter in We’ll Tell You How to Kick Off.
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