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INTERACTION: TERMINATING THE GOVERNATOR

“If you ever want to immigrate, we’d be happy to have you in our country. Our borders are always open. For another few months, anyway.” Understand the implications of television personalities’ origins in Interaction: Terminating the Governator.

Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: PLANETARY WARFARE

"But why should reality on the ground matter? Shouldn't reality in space be more important?" Strap in to visit reality in Interaction: Planetary Warfare.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system

AN OPEN LETTER TO JK ROWLING

"And besides, hasn't everyone else told you that Hogwarts is like a younger students' version of Caltech? Only with significantly more expensive set design, of course." Examine the science behind the bullshit in An Open Letter to JK Rowling.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Backlash

INTERACTION: NIPPLEGATE II

"I think people have an incredibly irrational fear that someday a superheroine named Lactigirl will appear who shoots down her enemies with high powered jets of milk." Come face to face with the deepest, darkest secrets ever in Interaction: Nipplegate II.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP SPECTATORS

"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LULA DA SILVA

"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup

FOCAL PLANE: WANDERING WEAPONRY

"The cannon's base was then painted red, and it became a campus fixture outside Fleming Hovse, the Ali G of Caltech undergraduate houses." Receive maximum respect in Focal Plane: Wandering Weaponry.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

INTERACTION: PRANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

"Well, I started to act as though I was gradually getting more and more drunk." See why they don't hand Oscars to just anyone in Interaction: Pranks for the Memories.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, April Fools Day

INTERACTION: EXPLAINING THE INFLATION FETISH

"You can't really see the Universe expanding. Not with the naked eye." Don't trust your eyes, which can deceive you, in Interaction: Explaining the Inflation Fetish.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LINDSEY JACOBELLIS

"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics

THE DE-HUH?-IFICATION OF THE WORLD

"That's right, Terrell. Today we're going to show you some methods that you can use to ensure that you'll be swearing, bitching, and whining for years to come." Discover the secret to safe writing in The de-Huh?-ification of the World.

Keywords: Novelty

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: KENDRA DAVIS

"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

INTERACTION: MEN'S WORLD CUP DRAW

"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Men’s World Cup

INTERACTION: DATELINE: DISHONESTY

"I just don't have time to go looking for guys at bars or laundromats or clubs or Yahtzee halls." Straighten out your love life with a small straight in Interaction: Dateline: Dishonesty.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

INTERACTION: CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER... OR DO THEY?

"This really gives you much more freedom in terms of the types of objects you can build with your nose hairs." Find creative ways out of a jam in Interaction: Cheaters Never Prosper... Or Do They?.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Interaction

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: SAMBA FAAL

"You ask a question around here, it's asked!" Go out on a limb in Schmilblick Patrol: Samba Faal.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Gambia

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