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SUN 15 OCT 2006
“If you ever want to immigrate, we’d be happy to have you in our country. Our borders are always open. For another few months, anyway.” Understand the implications of television personalities’ origins in Interaction: Terminating the Governator.
SUN 03 SEP 2006
"But why should reality on the ground matter? Shouldn't reality in space be more important?" Strap in to visit reality in Interaction: Planetary Warfare.
SUN 06 AUG 2006
"And besides, hasn't everyone else told you that Hogwarts is like a younger students' version of Caltech? Only with significantly more expensive set design, of course." Examine the science behind the bullshit in An Open Letter to JK Rowling.
SUN 30 JUL 2006
"I think people have an incredibly irrational fear that someday a superheroine named Lactigirl will appear who shoots down her enemies with high powered jets of milk." Come face to face with the deepest, darkest secrets ever in Interaction: Nipplegate II.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 18 JUN 2006
"I haven't got any cards!" Keep the referee off your back in Interaction: Men's World Cup Spectators.
SUN 11 JUN 2006
"We actually have visual effects for this? All right, whatever." Face a significant surprise in Schmilblick Patrol: Lula da Silva.
SUN 09 APR 2006
"The cannon's base was then painted red, and it became a campus fixture outside Fleming Hovse, the Ali G of Caltech undergraduate houses." Receive maximum respect in Focal Plane: Wandering Weaponry.
Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane
SUN 02 APR 2006
"Well, I started to act as though I was gradually getting more and more drunk." See why they don't hand Oscars to just anyone in Interaction: Pranks for the Memories.
SUN 26 MAR 2006
"You can't really see the Universe expanding. Not with the naked eye." Don't trust your eyes, which can deceive you, in Interaction: Explaining the Inflation Fetish.
SUN 26 FEB 2006
"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.
SUN 19 FEB 2006
"That's right, Terrell. Today we're going to show you some methods that you can use to ensure that you'll be swearing, bitching, and whining for years to come." Discover the secret to safe writing in The de-Huh?-ification of the World.
SUN 22 JAN 2006
"He ain't never gonna threaten nobody." Don't let your guard down in Schmilblick Patrol: Kendra Davis.
SUN 11 DEC 2005
"It's not what you did, it's what you're going to do." Conduct a preemptive strike in Interaction: Men's World Cup Draw.
SUN 27 NOV 2005
"I just don't have time to go looking for guys at bars or laundromats or clubs or Yahtzee halls." Straighten out your love life with a small straight in Interaction: Dateline: Dishonesty.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction
SUN 06 NOV 2005
"This really gives you much more freedom in terms of the types of objects you can build with your nose hairs." Find creative ways out of a jam in Interaction: Cheaters Never Prosper... Or Do They?.
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