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ROLL THE RED CARPET AWAY

“We’d list some more examples, but then you’d just go and search for them, and you do not want to do that. Seriously.” Wish that we were merely Rickrolling you in Roll the Red Carpet Away.

Keywords: Variety, Award ceremonies

ELEVEN GOALKEEPERS WITH IMMOBILE FROS

“You have not lived until you have heard Brazilian commentators try to pronounce ‘Schweinsteiger’.” Live in Eleven Goalkeepers with Immobile Fros.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup, Review committee

EVERYONE MUST GO

“This is further proof that you should not make decisions about impressiveness without hearing all the facts.” Explore what happened when the cookies hit the fan in Everyone Must Go.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Men’s World Cup

HOW NOT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE

“We don’t want a repeat of last time.” Approach the world the way you approach Calvinball in How Not to Make Things Worse.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Interactive

OUTWARD MOVEMENT

“Go back to your novels, Brucie.” Eagerly anticipate the publication of Holding Midfielder! in Outward Movement.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football

2014 GOOBNET DECADE CHAMPIONSHIP

“This result also proves the precognitive capabilities of Amber Lynn, who submitted a bracket entitled ‘Never Go Against the Bikini’.” Discover something that MTV learned a long time ago in the 2014 GoobNet Decade Championship.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, History

2014 GOOBNET DECADE CHAMPIONSHIP: SEEDINGS

“And he totally said something that made Warren laugh.” Find out what happens when a mutual fund, a derivative aggregation, and a maturing annuity walk into a bar in 2014 GoobNet Decade Championship: Seedings.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, History

PUZZLES FOR YOUR DAY

“This week, we are not going to whine about anything.” Determine when a Weekly Whine is not a Weekly Whine in Puzzles for Your Day.

Keywords: Variety, Interactive

CHEETAHS, VIOLINS, AND SANDWICHES

“Yes, that is how international sport works.” Feel relieved that we don’t need to bring out the diagramme of Sepp Blatter’s brain in Cheetahs, Violins, and Sandwiches.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee

PRESENTED BY LAZINESS

“Some people skate around in circles.” See who can get nowhere fast in Presented By Laziness.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics

THANK YOU FOR SACKING

“Got it!” Understand what the picture is telling you in Thank You for Sacking.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, American football, NFL

REVISITING HALLOWEEN 2013

“Wait, so you get to go about in fancy dress, and your neighbours give you sweets? That sounds fantastic!” Discover that Guy Fawkes isn’t really all that exciting in Revisiting Halloween 2013.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Edvard, Debbie

THE MOMENT ARRIVES

“We are pleased to announce our first Meteor of the Year winner since 1987, when we recognised the meteor from Maniac Mansion.” Don’t be a tuna head in The Moment Arrives.

Keywords: Variety, Review committee

TOP LINES OF THE WHONIVERSE

“I just wanted to say... hello.” Wish really hard for another fifty years in Top Lines of the Whoniverse.

Keywords: Variety, Doctor Who

TOP VILLAINS OF THE WHONIVERSE

“Spoilers!” Observe the clock going tick tock in Top Villains of the Whoniverse.

Keywords: Variety, Doctor Who

ORLANDO CITY’S WELCOME PACKET

“We hope we have not now given them the idea.” Identify nearby objects that may be used as an eye poker in Orlando City’s Welcome Packet.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Football, MLS

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