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373 | Sport |
307 | Variety |
246 | Support |
226 | Community |
212 | Football |
160 | Novelty |
111 | SPEED |
102 | Space |
93 | Mailbox |
73 | Interaction |
71 | Men’s World Cup |
69 | Interactive |
69 | Politics |
63 | Edvard |
62 | Propaganda |
58 | SPLUT |
49 | Computers |
47 | Knowledge |
45 | American football |
32 | Review committee |
31 | Mathematics |
30 | MLS |
30 | Stump Edvard |
30 | Tournament |
29 | Game shows |
29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
28 | Basketball |
25 | Prediction |
22 | United States |
21 | Focal Plane |
21 | Solar system |
21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 13 FEB 2017
“In 2034, it will be the rest of the world’s turn.” Reward excellence in miscellany in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Where?.
Keywords: Support, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 06 FEB 2017
“Let us turn our weakness into a strength.” Wear your Schwartz ring on the correct finger in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Why Not?.
Keywords: Support, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 30 JAN 2017
“Pay no attention to the teams who are playing for their tournament lives!” Feel the love in Slovenia in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Why?.
Keywords: Community, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup, Edvard
MON 23 JAN 2017
“A Men’s World Cup made up of sixteen groups of three is not the worst thing they could possibly have done.” Form an exploratory committee to evaluate the impacts of changing to croquet in Men’s World Cup Expansion: How?.
Keywords: Support, Sport, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 16 JAN 2017
“Why not just get a new television?” Upgrade your GoobNet experience in Schmilblick Patrol: Sandra Fruean.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 09 JAN 2017
“But at least it is going down in a blaze of colour.” Live in fear of the first ever grey v electric chartreuse game in Rush to Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms
MON 02 JAN 2017
“We here at GoobNet thought that for an obvious cash grab, it was actually somewhat well executed.” Reach for the currency of your choice – provided it is not the 1,000 rupee note – in Rush to Visibility.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, American football, NFL, Sport uniforms, Interactive
MON 26 DEC 2016
“We are, of course, using the word enjoy sarcastically.” Know that we totally didn’t mean anything we said in No Need to Ask Larry.
Keywords: Variety, Review committee
MON 19 DEC 2016
“We would like to apologise for this, because most of you are exceptional actors who have turned in wonderful performances in a variety of different films and television programmes.” Be completely honest about your shortcomings and give Advance Notification.
Keywords: Variety
MON 12 DEC 2016
“Nerd Balm: Sport It!” See why we totally need Jim Parsons as the pitchman for Cool Jug Ears, Race Me.
MON 05 DEC 2016
“On Wednesday night, when the first leg of the final was to have been played in Medellín, candlelight vigils were instead held in Chapecoense’s stadium and in the home stadium of their final opponents, Atlético Nacional.” Go forward in all your beliefs, including the one that they are Champions Always.
MON 28 NOV 2016
“Shortly after the pizza arrived, they emerged with a plan.” Quantify the importance of pepperoni in Vote for the Voters.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, United States, MADCAP
MON 21 NOV 2016
“I have never seen a birth certificate!” Realise that everything is sad, unfair, and sadly unfair, at least until we Make US Soccer Great Again.
Keywords: Sport, Politics, Variety, Football, United States
MON 14 NOV 2016
“The question naturally arises: What other things did American voters fuck up on Tuesday?” Live in abject fear of a reduction in the minimum wage as you await the Results of 2016 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Support, United States
MON 07 NOV 2016
“Exists in most of the other things on this list.” Express immense relief that for once we are not talking about the proton and the electron in Create the W.
Keywords: Variety
MON 31 OCT 2016
“So what should you do?” Put on some pants and review your Guide to 2016 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
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