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LEAGUE CUP SPONSORS EXIST

“One must surely ask why league cups exist.” Identify things that should be on the FAQ list in League Cup Sponsors Exist.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Interactive

STUMP EDVARD REGARDING THE NFL

“But who wouldn’t want to watch an NFL game on a 200 yard field?” Tear down that ugly eyesore of a city hall to make way for a stadium expansion so that you may Stump Edvard Regarding the NFL.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, American football, NFL

HELP THE 2016 MEN’S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP

“But that’s totally not the same thing.” Enjoy equality without identicality as you Help the 2016 Men’s European Championship.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, UEFA, Interactive

GOOBNET RESCUES YOUR BRAND

“We have apparently become experts on visual identity.” Ensure that your lockup has sufficient white space in GoobNet Rescues Your Brand.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Branding

LET’S READ A FINITE NUMBER OF WORDS

“Done!” Receive a high five for expressing yourself in Let’s Read a Finite Number of Words.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

FASTEST FINGER FEST: FILMOGRAPHY EDITION

“There have been a great many films over the last century.” Wonder why Robert Rodriguez is nowhere to be found in Fastest Finger Fest: Filmography Edition.

Keywords: Community, Film, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

THE IMPORTANCE OF VISUAL IDENTITY

“And yet, somehow, life would go on.” Eradicate horizontal cuts and weird bread in The Importance of Visual Identity.

Keywords: Community, Branding

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ABOUT

“Let us now find out about that.” Don’t answer your repeated calls for justice in Stump Edvard About About.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Grammar

ONE LAST HELPING OF STEWBEEF

“And please remember that bullshit is everywhere, especially in this paragraph.” Agree that this is not your Moment of Zen in One Last Helping of Stewbeef.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Jon Stewart

THE GOOBNET MLS JOURNEYMAN CHALLENGE

“We’re going to test your knowledge of MLS journeymen.” Take the GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge in The GoobNet MLS Journeyman Challenge.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Football, MLS

FASTEST FINGER FEST: RETIRED NUMBER EDITION

“Where will it end?” Discover whether “face down in a ditch with no pants” can be an acceptable response to the Fastest Finger Fest: Retired Number Edition.

Keywords: Community, Sport, Interactive, Fastest Finger Fest

STUMP EDVARD ON THE MOTORWAY

“Also, pretty sure that’s illegal.” Read the fine print and try to Stump Edvard on the Motorway.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

NOT YET NUNAVUT

“We here at GoobNet were excited, of course, because we are humans.” See why the narwhals are once again getting shafted in Not Yet Nunavut.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Canada, Nunavut

GOOBNET IS HAVING NUNAVUT

“From Akimiski Island to Ellesmere Island, from Iqaluit to Kugluktuk, this is a vast land with much to discover.” Find out what our land has to offer in GoobNet Is Having Nunavut.

Keywords: Community, Canada, Nunavut, Interactive

A FISHY REQUISITE

“Have you ever wondered what other people use for aftershave lotion?” Tax Raquel Welch in A Fishy Requisite.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard

CAN YOU BEAT THE DRAW?

“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

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