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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 03 NOV 2014
“GoobNet recommends a no vote and reminds the people of Rhode Island that they have a legislature.” Live in abject fear of the day that Mr Griffin goes to Providence in Guide to 2014 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
MON 10 MAR 2014
“But what if you want to know what is really happening in the region?” Resign yourself to finding out only what Vladimir Putin wants you to know in The Bias of Reality.
MON 03 MAR 2014
“You should congratulate yourself on correctly using the phrase ‘free rein’ instead of ‘free reign’.” Discover that it is inconceivable that that word does not mean what you think it means in The Need to Defuse Tensions Rapidly.
MON 21 OCT 2013
“Oh, fuck you, Congress.” Discover that our take on the situation is not really all that unique in US Government Existence Still a Thing.
MON 24 JUN 2013
“So vinegar is a controlled substance in Brazil?” Try the honey mustard instead in Interaction: Protests in Brazil.
Keywords: Novelty, Politics, Interaction, Brazil
MON 04 MAR 2013
“Why are we liquidating our orderlies?” See what you can save, when you can save it, in Sequesteriffic.
Keywords: Politics, Support, United States
MON 12 NOV 2012
“Other than ‘everyone should vote’, ‘everyone and their mother should vote’, and ‘seriously, get your sorry ass out there and vote’, there are not many lessons.” See whose mothers’ sorry asses failed to vote in Meticulous Mathematical Analysis of This Week’s Results.
MON 29 OCT 2012
“GoobNet recommends a no vote and severely questions that said rights were ever under threat.” See if our constitutional amendment to guarantee the right to cookies will succeed in Guide to 2012 US Ballot Measures.
Keywords: Politics, Propaganda, Support, United States
MON 12 MAR 2012
“Greece’s economic crisis is far and away the largest issue here.” Decide whether another GoobNet rescue package is sorely needed in Electing the Top Elections.
Keywords: Politics, Variety
MON 06 FEB 2012
“Ironically, we can’t get the votes for it in the House.” See if the White House is willing to prepare a bedroom for us in Throw Your Head Into the Ring.
MON 10 MAY 2010
“Will the parties prove unable to form a government and send us all back to the polls again? And if that happens, will the rest of the world laugh at us?” See why John Oliver will be unable to stop Jon Stewart in Interaction: Letting Parliament Hang.
Keywords: Politics, Novelty, Interaction, United Kingdom
MON 25 JAN 2010
“If you feel that your bank is not acting in your interest, you should certainly withdraw your money from it.” Contribute to the collapse of all that we hold dear to our hearts in Interaction: Fixing American Banks.
Keywords: Novelty, Interaction, Politics, Economics
MON 16 NOV 2009
“Who the hell let the Maldives in?” Activate your protectionism circuit in Ambitious Outcome.
Keywords: Politics, Variety, News, Intercepted document
MON 17 AUG 2009
“How about ‘soylent manufacturing boards’?” Find nice ways of phrasing not nice things in Edvard Stumps Health Insurance.
Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Health
MON 20 JUL 2009
“Mike, recommend you switch to VHF. Over.” See if your S band transmissions are being read five by in Interaction: 40 Years From the Moon.
Keywords: Space, Politics, Novelty, Interaction
MON 27 APR 2009
“So what should the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa do?” Wonder why the New Zealand Geographic Board Ngā Pou Taunaha o Aotearoa should ever consult GoobNet on a geographic naming issue that is completely outside our range of expertise in Geographic Naming Stumps Edvard.
Keywords: Politics, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, New Zealand
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